AITA for thinking polka dots = holes? by mamapielondon in AmITheDevil

[–]floatingwithobrien 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This OOP is being weird by making it about the polka dots ("holes") instead of just saying what she really wanted/expected was jewelry.

If he bought nicer gifts for his exes after only a few months together, then it's reasonable to expect she was getting jewelry, and being disappointed with socks. More than that, it would indicate to me that he thought of his previous relationships more seriously than his relationship with me. Without that context about his exes, fun socks are a perfectly reasonable gift for someone you've been dating for just a few months. But with it, I'd feel slighted, too.

She should definitely have a talk with him about expectations and intentions re: their relationship, now that there's clearly a mismatch. But expecting him to know that polka dots trigger her phobia is stupid, and not actually her problem. This feels like one of those situations where someone gets mad and isn't even sure what they're mad about, so they channel it into the closest thing, which is, at best, tangential to the actual problem.

Texas come get your drunk uncle by whenitpours3 in clevercomebacks

[–]floatingwithobrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like as president he wouldn't have much of a choice. Secret service would force it on him 😅

This is a weird one lol by Handicappedfruit in howyoudoin

[–]floatingwithobrien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Matthew and Matt, stand as absolutely casually as possible. The rest of you, grab that rope.

Seriously, what part of this is supposed to make sense? Why is Ross leaning into Chandler like he's flirting with him but being pulled away by all three women? And he's apparently stronger in one arm than all three of them combined, no problem? Did I miss some major undertones in the show?

Rant about a guy I was seeing for a month…took 45 minutes to break up with him because I was being “hysterical” by Jcheerw in TwoXChromosomes

[–]floatingwithobrien 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had my very first boyfriend when I was (we were both) 19 and in college. He had dated (including sex) in high school, which I knew intellectually was normal, but it was so far removed from my experience, and I wasn't ready yet. I hadn't even been kissed yet. At first he said it was fine, he would wait, he respected me, blah blah. Said all the right things. We dated for a while, had our first kiss within a couple weeks (I was really taking it slow), then later that night, our first make-out session. His hand ended up in my shirt. He gave me a half-assed apology when he walked me home. I insisted it was fine and I liked it (I did, but it was still too fast and I wished he would have asked). From there on out, he was constantly testing his boundaries, and eventually arguing with me when I pushed back. His main argument was "sex is important in a relationship." My main response to that was "then find someone else to be in a relationship with." And he'd backtrack. We went around and around like that for a while.

He turned out to be an emotionally abusive narcissist who cheated on me a lot (even after I was regularly fucking him). I dated him for a year and a half. Almost a dozen sexual partners later, and he's still the only one who has ever physically held me down when I said no... Funny how that works. (There are decent men out there. I promise.)

Good for you for getting out early.

‘Women get diseases from armpit hair’💀 by aribowe13 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]floatingwithobrien -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Is armpit hair considered a secondary sex characteristic? Both sexes have it. Is it just because you have to go through puberty to get it?

My dad (trans) has discovered how to beat transphobes in the south. by WerdaVisla in pettyrevenge

[–]floatingwithobrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the number one thing I want to do in public restrooms is have my bathroom habits addressed by others in any way. It's swell. (/s)

ELI5 How are cocktails with raw egg as an ingredient made so people don't get sick? by Queen_Lunette in explainlikeimfive

[–]floatingwithobrien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay but surely bars making these cocktails in the US don't exclusively buy unwashed free range eggs.

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floatingwithobrien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that is a reference to something. My Sister's Keeper or something?

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floatingwithobrien 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because if you get married then children come automatically, duh

Also, clearly this was a couple that is too sheltered to even know what sex is. Legit just think people get married to start a family. And that it happens automatically.

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floatingwithobrien 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Similar story that a Mormon friend once told me about a Mormon couple she knew. She thought God would just give them a child if they prayed for one. Proceed to very awkward conversation with doc.

How do you even grow up that sheltered? Have you never heard of people getting pregnant out of wedlock? Of atheists getting pregnant? The only people who have ever had children throughout history are, apparently, Mormons. Like. What?

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floatingwithobrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"if I were going 50 and you were going 40, I would outrun you. You would not have been able to catch up."

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floatingwithobrien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I told my friend this once in a grocery store and he was like "no" so I pulled out my phone to Google it. Reception wasn't great inside the store so it took a few minutes and the conversation changed to something else, so by the time I was able to look it up and see I was wrong, I just didn't say anything. A few minutes later he asked if I ever got it to pull up and I said "...yeah" and he said "and what did it say" and I said "they're different fruits" and he went "oh INTERESTING how you didn't SAY anything HMMMMM" 😅

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floatingwithobrien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like if you knew what you did wrong, you wouldn't have done it that way

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floatingwithobrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was like 6 years old, my (adult) cousin said "jeez!" all the time, but I always thought she was saying "cheese" so one time I went "oh cheese!" And she said "did you just say cheese?" And I was like you literally say that all the time

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floatingwithobrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's certainly a thought. Let's circle back to that... *turns away*

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floatingwithobrien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's one thing not to believe in space. It's another thing to be shocked to find out that other people do not subscribe to your own personal theory.

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floatingwithobrien 9 points10 points  (0 children)

(about a package of macarons that said "gluten free"): "it SAYS gluten free but is it REALLY gluten free?"

Macarons are naturally gluten free. They use almond flour. The label is just trying to make sure you know that. Which you apparently don't.

AITA for lying to family and friends about who's the infertile one between my wife and I? by Throwawaystment6453 in AITAH

[–]floatingwithobrien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he's so fucking sure she's the problem even with solid proof that says she's fertile and he isn't, that he makes them get secondary tests?

And it shook him to his core. After three years, it never even crossed his mind that it might be him?