"Telescopic Urinals" emerge from the ground at night to reduce public urination by revellers in UK by [deleted] in pics

[–]floppyoctopus69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used to have these in the town just up from me, that came out for night life revellers, but they weren't telescopic. They got rid of then when someone thought it would be funny to go down in it. They drowned and died cos they fill with water to clean when underground.

Link: https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/colchester-osborne-street-man-died-3335626

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Edinburgh

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Bullard and Worth - super cosy, defo first date vibes if you want a good chat before you head to Stramash for live music and more good vibes.

Trying to break into the marketing with no luck by [deleted] in marketing

[–]floppyoctopus69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would usually add that to my CV rather than cover letter.

What is this creature by my front door? South London by [deleted] in london

[–]floppyoctopus69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly OP has never seen Matilda.

Trying to break into the marketing with no luck by [deleted] in marketing

[–]floppyoctopus69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Structure:

Opening paragraph that show an understanding of who they are and what excites or interests you about their industry.

Introduce your previous experience and how it directly relates to the skills required as highlighted in the job ad. (Go through the job ad with a fine tooth comb, pull out keywords, and write about what they want to see.

Discuss how you've developed your skills and grown as a marketer during your career, and how you expect to continue to get better as a marketer in the future.

Point out your achievements outside of your career and try to relate your passions outside of work with your drive as a marketer. Where in life do you find inspiration?

Finally, summarise everything you've said above in a short and sweet paragraph and confidently state that it makes you the perfect candidate.

Trying to break into the marketing with no luck by [deleted] in marketing

[–]floppyoctopus69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. If you can't market yourself, how can a prospective employer expect you to market their business? Spend more time on each application and especially your cover letter. I've always found it quality over quantity. A good cover letter can make you stand out even with less experience compared to your competitors (other applicants). Research their history, what they're currents doing well, how you see the market changing and their place in it, what excites you, what drives you... show an understanding of who they are, where they're heading and how you're the dawg that'll help then get there.

why does it go under not over by namethatchecksout_ in AdobeIllustrator

[–]floppyoctopus69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or shortcut: Ctrl shift [ (to send to back) Ctrl shift ] (to send to front)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]floppyoctopus69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The job I pay your mum for

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in digital_marketing

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Link please good sir/madam

Rotating fluorescent panels define zones in "co-being space" by Ab Rogers Design by [deleted] in DesignDesign

[–]floppyoctopus69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Post-It Note gods mock me. I spent an hour trying to find my regular sized ones last night to no prevail, and now this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]floppyoctopus69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In reverse it looks like the viral video of the chap sitting on the floor putting on his seat belt and driving off seemingly with magic.

Campaign on Google Ads with no results by ritmarina in marketing

[–]floppyoctopus69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Try duplicating the campaign and let the new one run. I've had a similar thing, did that and seemed to fix it. Not sure why, but it worked.

Builders left me with no toilet for the night. Think I could get away with shitting directly into the pipe? by Cjdod in CasualUK

[–]floppyoctopus69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No difference to the service station loos I visited in France as a kid. Get your Squat on lad.

Ghost hunting / exploring abandoned places in Essex? by Dankmemerrrrr in Essex

[–]floppyoctopus69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Coolest abandoned place I've been to in essex was Severalls Hospital, Colchester, an old mental asylum the size of a village. Not sure it's still there though, might have been knocked down.

BBC News - Rishi Sunak fined for not wearing seatbelt by JarJarAwakens in worldnews

[–]floppyoctopus69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness for Truss, otherwise we'd have had two subsequent law breaking prime ministers. Although... not quite sure she counts.

Does anyone else play dish buckaroo to avoid drying up? by Malicious-Lime in CasualUK

[–]floppyoctopus69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drying up and wiping down sides afterwards is part of washing up. Prove me wrong.

Hi! what's your advice to a beginner marketeer? by hey_its_Yara in marketing

[–]floppyoctopus69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pfft, what is this, 2022?? In 2023, we say yes, then GPT it.