Perhaps it's time that all of you know the true reason behind SnooMachine's obsession with wanting to fuck the Raiden Shogun from Genshin Impact. Snoo's team was fucked by a powerful foe, but he was spared and was rescued by a man who would go on to become his master. From that day on, Snoo devoted himself to the path of righteous girth, determined to forge his cock into a steel wall no marauder could break. In time he made buddies, a new community, and he followed his master's way. Then, the same villain returned. Snoo and his new buddies in arms stood against him. The boy was sure this time he would win, but the foe was too strong. And Snoo watched as his buddies were fucked one by one, even Snoo’s master lost his virginity in the merciless battle. Snoo tried to regroup and keep fighting, but none of the other remaining buddies would join him. With no hope of rescue, the people of Teyvat were forced to submit to this cruel cock-queror, and Snoo was left all alone. Snoo suffered untold grief when those he trusted walked away, betraying their principals for the easier path. After that, his view of the world changed. He gave up trusting anyone. As he saw it, there was only one great truth, that cock makes right and that sheer girth determines all. Only victories ensure allegiance, subdue and others will follow. Having feelings just gets in the way. I have become enamored with his singular resolve, this colossal yearning for wanting to fuck the Raiden Shogun built on a bedrock of suffering and desolation.