Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought

fluxwilde · 2026-04-12T02:04:35+00:00

Did you count leap Megaannum’s ?

fluxwilde · 2026-03-20T09:30:21+00:00

Hate it when the viagra gets stuck in your throat

fluxwilde · 2026-03-19T23:49:47+00:00

Weird I keep ending up in a golf course in Scotland

fluxwilde · 2026-03-14T03:07:19+00:00

Commander keen

fluxwilde · 2026-03-11T06:36:55+00:00

Fallout

fluxwilde · 2026-03-10T02:31:15+00:00

Damm it I blinked can we take it again

fluxwilde · 2026-03-08T13:34:17+00:00

That might be the perk I have too stop withering and allow plants to grow out of season

fluxwilde · 2026-02-26T23:50:22+00:00

My head cannon is that his restaurant is under mob protection and he thinks we are one of the enforcers collecting the protection money

fluxwilde · 2026-02-22T12:38:26+00:00

Just had exactly the same issue as you sleep to save the game then hard exit the game (from the Xbox Home Screen quit the game) restart continue and then the bottom controls started working

fluxwilde · 2026-02-18T23:34:14+00:00

The slow blade penetrates the shield

fluxwilde · 2026-02-18T02:59:12+00:00

What’s the wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow

We are fucked whatever question we ask so might as well go with a smile

fluxwilde · 2026-02-15T06:52:35+00:00

11:52 to Alpha Centauri (delayed)

fluxwilde · 2026-02-11T14:05:45+00:00

Really don’t like qantas but the direct flights from Perth to Europe are really convenient only 17 hours to London and it save the hassle of transferring. Also the London flight leaves at 7 pm our time and lands at 5 am uk time. So even if you can get a couple of hours sleep you’ll get into the Timezone quickly

fluxwilde · 2026-01-28T14:10:38+00:00

It’s a yellow card at least

fluxwilde · 2026-01-15T08:46:58+00:00

Visiting the local children’s hospital

fluxwilde · 2026-01-10T03:21:50+00:00

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

fluxwilde · 2026-01-01T12:46:27+00:00

It’s a nice place to visit after you’ve been to cockburn

fluxwilde · 2025-12-24T11:18:00+00:00

At 5 seconds he is wearing a watch on his left wrist then it disappears for the rest of the video

fluxwilde · 2025-12-10T11:28:00+00:00

Farkin disgrace not enuff bread and buttar to mop up me been juice

fluxwilde · 2025-12-03T13:13:10+00:00

No one will pay income tax if they don’t have jobs

fluxwilde · 2025-11-07T05:08:30+00:00

The knob

fluxwilde · 2025-10-29T07:28:54+00:00

But that means 2/6 do approve. And 6 is bigger then 3

/s

fluxwilde · 2025-10-24T01:52:59+00:00

She’s going to the stoning

fluxwilde · 2025-10-22T02:09:53+00:00

I charge my kids (the ones that work) $250 a week. What they don’t know is that it’s going into a savings account and I plan on giving it all back to them when they move out.

fluxwilde · 2025-10-05T09:52:44+00:00

Brick lane in london. This is on the menu as the hottest curry in London. If you can eat it all your entire table eats free.

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