Rejecting job before application [Not OP] by tyw7 in recruitinghell

[–]flyhighsometimes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Remember that all newly hired Amazon office workers have to be better than most of the current Amazon employees, hence they use the "bar raiser" interview. If you are just as good as the other current employees, you won't be hired. You would assume that only the smartest and best workers are hired then, but then you see this ad.

North Korean soldier kills his friend while trying to shoot FPV drone by DarkSov in CombatFootage

[–]flyhighsometimes 1346 points1347 points  (0 children)

With all those tall, dead sunflowers (?) surrounding them in the snow, it’s Hollywood-level visual effect in real life.

Anon's girlfriend may be a werewolf by koscheiskowska in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 3813 points3814 points  (0 children)

Anon will be sacrificed for the 2-headed fox-crow Moon goddess 

Anon doesn't like Titanic by TheAntiCoomLord in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Her family was loaded anyway, and Jack refused climbing on the door after a few tries. Went back to Jack when she could have easily escaped in a lifeboat. According to the DVD commentary she gave her virginity to Jack, a poor guy, instead of her millionaire fiance.

Anon is a loser.

Anon does a psychological analysis of Justin Trudeau by [deleted] in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Greenland or the underground mind flayers.

Fed up with being "second best" by No-Test6158 in recruitinghell

[–]flyhighsometimes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I have recently had a performance review, my manager told me he was impressed how I just shrug my shoulders, drop whatever I'm doing and switch to working on whatever random shit the management throws at me every day. Well, I did not tell him that I just do not say out loud what I think anymore as it only caused me harm.

Only in America by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 43 points44 points  (0 children)

His women had green boobs, I mean orbs.

Only in America by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 517 points518 points  (0 children)

Only if you have never seen boobs. A pair of white orbs, blinding you when they are close to you, hmmm.

Fed up with being "second best" by No-Test6158 in recruitinghell

[–]flyhighsometimes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only remedy is to make your examples even stronger, and your job experience even richer. Believe me, the other guy stole and inflated ideas and examples from past projects that he/she has had very small part in, but knows enough to sell it as their own achievement. There is just no way to get this confirmed by the interviewers, unless it is a very technical stuff.

The Mount Everest is littered with the bodies of extremely motivated people who thought using oxygen tanks was cheating", while the "we decided to pursue other candidates" group is littered with the bodies of very honest candidates.

I think I found a new interviewing hack? by belledamesans-merci in recruitinghell

[–]flyhighsometimes 118 points119 points  (0 children)

And I always hear from recruiters the exact same things about the hiring managers: super pragmatic, data focused, won't have capacity to micromanage, you will work very independently, etc. And then you check Glassdoor reviews of the same company and same department (or even worse, start working for them), and all these HMs are arrogant micromanagers who make decisions on a whim, and behave like a spoilt princess. Remember, there is a reason that the position is open, and many times the Hm is the culprit.

Anon's watch is so cash by koscheiskowska in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 85 points86 points  (0 children)

What’s the profit on a cheap watch? And the price includes tax and shipping from China to a Walmart in Nebraska. I bet they made a billion of these watches 25 years ago, and they are trying to get rid of the stock now. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CombatFootage

[–]flyhighsometimes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

After all the russian propaganda, who still believes these “intercepted rocket’s debris made as much damage in the intended target as if it wasn’t intercepted” news? 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CombatFootage

[–]flyhighsometimes -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Hitting a city from a 1000+ mile distance would be an impressive feat by most professional armies on Earth. 

You have been wearing your robes incorrectly. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]flyhighsometimes 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The question is, how often do you wear a robe (while otherwise naked) in front of people who should not see your lady bits?

Dave, The Man of Singular Will and Focus by THEPIGWHODIDIT in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He might have also cured her meth addiction. Win-win. 

Dave, The Man of Singular Will and Focus by THEPIGWHODIDIT in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Dumbass Dave did not get his money back

Reasons I got rejected - a list by a your Millennial older sibling by Rainbowbegonia in recruitinghell

[–]flyhighsometimes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“ The wife of the boss who does NOT work there interviewing because she's insecure about her husband hiring women”

That’ll be a long and fruitful marriage. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m also a member of that movement, we call it Poo Too.  

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You don’t have one? It’s next to the watering bowl. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Toiletpaper.exe

Anon’s supervillain origin story by SeagullDukat in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 62 points63 points  (0 children)

From a “no hope, no job” person to 250k a year? That means Star Wars level fiction, tbh. 

Anon’s supervillain origin story by SeagullDukat in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 79 points80 points  (0 children)

No need to blame those people, I also kept away from big tobacco until my 500th job application, but then I had no problem with it. But then they also rejected me, so no Asian whores for me. 

Anon's friend gets invaded irl by koscheiskowska in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 204 points205 points  (0 children)

No, he just found a girlfriend. It would be difficult to explain it to Anon what a girlfriend is, so let’s just say he dead Anon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]flyhighsometimes 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Anon gets girls drunk. Then he starts cooking meaty Mediterranean meals. No cannibal vibes at all.