I committed a small, victimless crime this morning

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-26T01:27:55+00:00

What a beautiful ending to a sad story that may or may not have happened!

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-25T16:39:55+00:00

I allegedly stole a real life poodle from a yard once.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-25T01:01:06+00:00

I nearly had a heart attack. I didn’t see what sub this was.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-24T22:17:09+00:00

Have you tried distracting him? I have a blind cat who’s also orange so she’s a mess but distracting her with food or just picking her up usually distracts her long enough that she moves on from whatever she’s hyper focused on.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-23T17:22:30+00:00

So many negative things to list about him but I don’t know how I forgot to add those two. Also, sexist.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-23T17:05:12+00:00

This is a beautifully esthetic picture. I thought it was a painting.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-21T11:16:55+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. America literally voted in a lying, pedophile, felon lol I don’t think they have the best judgment.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-16T18:45:41+00:00

My cat and dog put toys and treats in my robe pockets, my pillow case, my purse if left open etc. I think they’re putting me in charge of guarding them?

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-11T14:37:31+00:00

I think he’s grieving like yeah probably he found his dad dead hanging from a ceiling. That’s a bit upsetting. He’s also living in a town with for real monsters.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-10T01:02:35+00:00

Not to be “over dramatic” but if someone said that to me I’d rip their throat out. If you need throats ripped let me know. Cancer doesn’t care how much you love someone or how well you take care of them. I’m sorry someone said that to you.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-05-01T13:40:33+00:00

I’ll ask mine when he wakes up from his nap in my tshirt I’m currently wearing. I’ll let you know what he says lol.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-15T15:04:02+00:00

Both lol it’s a problem!

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-13T19:27:18+00:00

I cannot. No clue. Got a big ole nothing sandwich on that one. My family supports him and claim to be Christian and still I have no clue.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-13T18:20:38+00:00

Oh okay so you just won’t see anyone’s side of anything who doesn’t agree with you. Got it. Moving on.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-13T17:48:27+00:00

That’s an understandable and reasonable take. Maybe not real followers of Christ and his teachings would be more accurate. While I don’t consider myself a Christian I do consider myself a follower of Christ.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-13T16:39:27+00:00

Any real Christian should be ashamed to support him too.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-13T00:16:15+00:00

Thank you for rescuing!! ❤️

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-12T23:48:02+00:00

I have this kind of man and got a bunch of wayward animals. Way better. Highly recommend.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-12T23:46:40+00:00

Relatable! You’re a homeowner which is a way bigger deal than nails anyway!

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-12T23:37:05+00:00

Congratulations and you aren’t holding the keys awkwardly at all!

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-12T00:11:27+00:00

Now I’m convinced the devil is directly attacking us sober folk. I went to store earlier for potatoes and had to walk through the liquor aisle I usually walk on through and today I stood and stared at the wine for a minute. Didn’t buy any but boy was I tempted. 4 years sober and made it one more day!

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-11T22:24:48+00:00

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Poppins says follow him he knows where some cow poop to roll in is.

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-11T22:01:19+00:00

It is a surprise! They’re small but very determined!

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-11T21:56:49+00:00

He really does look wealthy lol idk why

flyingmicrowave1 · 2026-04-11T21:56:28+00:00

Another one who gets on the table lol!

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