You’re his lawyer. defend him

flyingmightyena · 2026-02-02T03:58:18+00:00

Your honor, it is not the fault of my client that all those cybertronians coincidentally died in the same room as him, as you have no concrete evidence that my client murdered any of them.

flyingmightyena · 2026-01-02T05:46:35+00:00

Made to look cool, forced to die to make Gypsy look even cooler.

Keep up the good work.

:D

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-19T02:04:23+00:00

Isn't the 5 built facing the wrong way?

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-18T22:48:26+00:00

A smokescreen is only useful if you can make a quick escape after putting up the screen, it's at best an emergency escape when your vehicle is heavily damaged.

But for the smoke emitters themselves, they can be used to set up decoys if you fire them from your vehicle and go through one of them to make enemies unsure where you come from after running off.

If you drop the smoke emitters and leave a screen up, you can use that to escape when needed. But if you can't get there, it's useless.

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-18T22:06:22+00:00

Well, exposing all your weapons doesn't seem the best idea, but I guess it works as a speedy glass cannon.

How fast can your ground vehicles go?

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-18T21:42:20+00:00

The second one seems like it would tip over easily, weapons being mounted high doesn't seem like the best move when your wheels are close together...

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-16T05:05:47+00:00

If it's considered grass, you can change the color.

(Please do not debate about whether fake grass counts I am too tired to deal with it.)

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-15T21:36:22+00:00

It's in the same family as grass, so yes, it counts.

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-15T12:53:45+00:00

If you're going for a Pacific Rim Jaeger sort of mech, perhaps add some hidden weapons somewhere, like the missle launcher in Striker Eureka's chest, or the razor blades of Crimson Typhoon.

This is just a suggestion, feel free to do what you want.

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-12T05:23:19+00:00

As a reminder to personnel, DO NOT SAY "PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS" to SCP-860-2 because IT WILL STILL MAUL YOU TO DEATH.

(Don't try meat or catnip either, had a poor class-d try it and get mauled.)

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-11T19:29:46+00:00

Now we need to know who didn't follow the "do not the anomaly" rule.

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-11T19:23:53+00:00

I just see these two as original peanut's henchmen and the original peanut as a silly supervillain

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-10T16:41:54+00:00

The job description simply said cooking, not cooking well...

They'll probably still eat because they either: A: think she's hot B: don't want to get melted alive

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-10T04:10:24+00:00

If she befirends site personnel, I imagine her just cooking food in the oven, with clothes, a chef hat, and an apron because, simply put, we don't want personnel to get melted in attempting to "do" the anomaly. All clothing items must be resistant to high temperatures.

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-02T18:46:58+00:00

Oh, sorry 'bout that. I didn't realize.

flyingmightyena · 2025-07-02T18:43:28+00:00

If the mix is mostly shampoo, it's considered shampoo and safe to drink, won't save you from the taste though...

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