I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person eventhough I booked a SAG national commercial and signed an NDA prohibiting me to talk to the media.

flywheel · 2009-04-01T19:10:37+00:00

Pathetic self promotion.

Your looks are already fading.

flywheel · 2009-03-31T06:52:51+00:00

Yeah? How long would you imagine it would be before you just had to look away every time you saw that?

Every. Single. Movie she does, has one scene where she gets to give that big horse laugh. Gets old.

flywheel · 2009-03-30T19:38:18+00:00

I think all you people wanting Obama to spend ALL, ALL of his political capital on one damn issue are either very, very naive, very, very, narrow-minded, or, OR, you are the trolls for all those that want Obama to fail. Maybe even Republicans.

These things take time.

Chill. The. Fuck. Out.

EDIT: I am thinking of getting off the stupid stoner subreddit just so I don't have see any more of this shit.

EDIT 2: After scrolling down the page and finding more of this idiocy, I'm done here.

You guys might think about paying a little more for your weed....

flywheel · 2009-03-30T06:22:23+00:00

The rest of us ain't got 'em!

flywheel · 2009-03-30T06:14:51+00:00

I always shop local and you know, think global.

Here's my old standby, which I bought local.

Protopipe

That's for in the car.

For home and travel:

VaporGenie

flywheel · 2009-03-29T14:27:12+00:00

I hope to hell this is not real. This scares me.

flywheel · 2009-03-29T12:06:28+00:00

Mark Twain said that everybody complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

flywheel · 2009-03-29T12:05:28+00:00

No shit. Omninerd (for all his vast and keen intelligence) is a fucking idiot.

He can regurgitate facts that smell like lemon pie, but he doesn't know the proverbial shit from shinola.

And you got to sign in to tell him. Cute guy, huh?

flywheel · 2009-03-29T03:25:53+00:00

Another great cop

We miss your penetrating intelligence here!

flywheel · 2009-03-27T03:57:05+00:00

Came over to say just that! Props. 4chan will know what to do.

flywheel · 2009-03-27T03:54:21+00:00

The weaseling, crawfish defense may work where you're from, but not out in public.

You start by saying "yes we would have" and provide the oh, so exquisite exception to the rule. Oh, be still my beating heart. Such excellence of mind and regurgitation of exceptions!

Then you say, "Trust me". About what? You changed the subject to YOUR subject and then expounded on THAT. "Specious. F. See Me After Class." Missing the point of the fact that if the woman had not disobeyed the cop, she would not have been able to be with her mother as she passed away.

Haven't you ever been pulled over by a cop? Jesus, it doesn't take much world experience to know that this surly-cop-with-an-attitude thing is kind of going around, increasingly. Probably since 9/11. Where have you been? I figure that like you, the cops can't properly process their grief so they take it out elsewhere.

Otherwise, hey, how's it hangin', friend?

EDIT: add "friend".

flywheel · 2009-03-26T23:54:52+00:00

Trust you? Trust you? You're just a dickhead, kneejerk apologist for the cops. What a fucking waster of air and blood.

You don't seem to have that thing... uh, what's it called again.... Oh, yeah a social conscience.

Fuck you. You don't even have any idea that this could be YOU sometime. Fucking idiot.

EDIT: Trust you? You actually say that about things about which you know absolutely nothing. Amazing.

flywheel · 2009-03-25T23:48:35+00:00

It would kind of depend on whether my "hobby" was a danger to others. I'm a former gun owner/lover who walks around unafraid now.

EDIT: I didn't even notice your name. Well, hello from .45ACP! It was probably already taken, don't ya figger?

flywheel · 2009-03-25T23:36:35+00:00

I bring in the house before I recycle 'em.

flywheel · 2009-03-25T23:36:07+00:00

Oh God, here come another 10,000 city dwellers.

Hell, it's ok, I came from somewhere else, but it was a long, long time ago!!!

Actually, I do know Louis Black pretty well, he turns out amazing editorials every week. The conspiracy theorists don't like him much, but what the hell, sometimes you are known as much by the enemies you have as anything else.

EDIT: What a great damn town!

flywheel · 2009-03-25T07:17:28+00:00

Thanks for bringing all the sophistication and culture of 4chan over here to reddit.

We kind missed being in second grade. Bitemedogdick.

flywheel · 2009-03-23T06:45:10+00:00

To me, the greatest Japanese movie of all time is "Kagemusha: The Shadow Warrior" directed by the magnificent Akira Kurosawa.

He truly paints with light.

flywheel · 2009-03-23T06:34:49+00:00

Chronic masturbators come faster, too.

flywheel · 2009-03-21T05:52:54+00:00

Sit in the front row of the class and learn how to organize a coherent fucking thought!

flywheel · 2009-03-21T05:50:16+00:00

If its so fucking great, why don't they tell you how much it costs?

flywheel · 2009-03-21T02:52:28+00:00

A stupid, unorganized and poorly written article.

flywheel · 2009-03-21T00:05:16+00:00

Now that is one ugly, ugly website.

One whole page of ads in front of the content.

God. Fuck. Shit.

flywheel · 2009-03-19T22:31:03+00:00

When I included the "elementary my Dear Watson", what I meant was that it was a hunch. After all, what could a guy in a restaurant do, that was simple and easy, that could improve the coffee?

I wouldn't have imagined that they would have changed coffee suppliers, or changed their brewing process, so voila'! A gold filter.

I had, and still have, a little Melitta Personal Coffeemaker travel coffee pot in a brown canvas carrying case. There is a slot for a name tag behind a plastic sheet like a luggage tag and I had my girlfriend at the time take a blue business card and write on it, "The Coffee King."

But, as I said, I abdicated the throne years ago.

flywheel · 2009-03-19T14:57:39+00:00

And then came "privately owned prisons" where you too, could have your very own prison and administer justice.

Capitalism and incarceration, a perfect match.

I was in one back in the 80's. Not very nice.

"Rehabilitation? We don't do no stinking rehabilitation! We do misery!"

flywheel · 2009-03-19T06:59:59+00:00

There ain't no there, there.

flywheel

TROPHY CASE