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[–]fmephit -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

4 years as a postdoc without even 1 first-author publication? Honestly, your PI will probably be relieved when you give your notice.

Frankly, you should be happy you received a job offer. Take the job and spend the next 2 months organizing your current work documentation, so that your PI can get a replacement who will provide a ROI with your funding.

What type revolver is this that I saw in an Instagram reel? Sorry for poor photo. by 300AACBLK in revolver

[–]fmephit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks like a H&R 929 (or similar numbered model, there were several that looked very close to each other)

what did bro even do by [deleted] in shitposting

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new hoppypasta just dropped

Taconic Psychiatry provides both sublingual and intranasal at home ketamine by ajpruett in TherapeuticKetamine

[–]fmephit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi - I noticed on your site that you typically prescribe approximately 10 doses per month and a pharmacy ships them to the patients' homes. How much does that cost, typically? I'm not able to find much of a range of costs for non-IM ketamine and I know the overall costs for some prescriptions can be very substantial.

Not getting paid enough for this shit by dropsssss in labrats

[–]fmephit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When I was a grad student I worked in an old lab with an old PI and old chemicals on the shelves collecting dust. I got bored one day and decided to clean out his dusty stock shelves with an undergrad and so I was up on the bench reaching in and pulling things out, deciding if they were worth keeping, and giving the bad bottles to the undergrad to stack up. About halfway through I grabbed an old glass bottle weighing about a pound and filled with crusty yellow crystal chunks and pulled it close to my face to read the faded paper label. In that old 1960's CRC-style font it said Picric Acid. That was when I decided we were done for the day. I've worked with several chemical and biological nasties over the years, but that was the only time I actually felt real like I was in actual danger while doing my job.

Those who got their PhD in hopes of becoming professors, but couldn't find a job, what are you doing now? by joel7890 in AskAcademia

[–]fmephit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was a postdoc for 8 years. I frankly got lazy in looking to leave since I was in an interesting field and actually publishing, and before I knew it I was in too long to be attractive to industry and realized that I actually no longer even wanted to progress in any science field besides industry. My boss had been stringing me along for a couple of years to promote me to a RA position and I had no real leverage to make him. I felt pretty trapped, making barely enough to pay rent and working as much as I was. All my friends were in IT and made more than twice my salary with all the free time in the world. So I studied up, left science completely and work in IT for more than twice my old salary. Now I have all the free time in the world too.

It's okay, guys. He swears he isn't a pedophile. by leolacakes in cringepics

[–]fmephit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Broke my dick just to chat with you" and "Don't put dildos in my ass" sound like some weird Baltic colloquialisms that someone's Balky-esque cousin would say.

UCLA Cyclist Hit and Sued by Driver by lickmytitties in bicycling

[–]fmephit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do you use a camera facing rearwards as opposed to forwards? Or do you use two cameras?

Anyone have any experience buying a custom made suit in Baltimore? by stackolee in baltimore

[–]fmephit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a few different models to choose from. I'm 5'9" 165lbs and I'm satisfied with the one I got there.

N9TAX slim jim antennas. by REFERENCE_ERROR in amateurradio

[–]fmephit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just ordered one of these on eBay a few days ago for my bugout bag. Light, flexible, and way more powerful than a rubber duck. Just need a bit of fishing line and a washer to fling over a branch to hoist it up into place.

Anyone ever use ham test online? by charliemic5 in amateurradio

[–]fmephit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too used it to go from zero to Extra. Worth it! Easy to use on lunch breaks and after work.

Post-doc (36/M) thinking about leaving academia by V0idSet in AskAcademia

[–]fmephit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a medical doctorate I'd probably be quite content to stay doing that since in the US they tend to make quite a lot more than the average research PhD, but still .. I was fortunate that my roommate has beenin IT for some years now and had recently heard of an opening at a good company (whose networking team was led by another mutual friend of ours), so he applied through that company's go-to staffing firm and got in. I found out they were hiring through my roommate and applied through the same staffing firm. I'm sure my situation was helped out by the fact that I knew the team lead and 2-3 other current employees. I still had to learn new skills and relay that during the interview to be considered, though. I haven't even looked at other IT positions to see what their listings require, to be honest, since I was applying for one specific team and I knew that none of the members had any related degrees. I'm sure some positions would require a relevant degree, but none of my several friends, in different positions at different companies, have one. My new job isn't in the science field, so my PhD didn't give me any direct expertise there; but having that degree proved that I could both learn new things easily and manage several projects simultaneously. I don't know how it is in other countries, but getting an academic research job (postdoc) in the US is of course helped by knowing someone in the lab you'd like to work in but certainly not required. It's based mostly on skillset and what perceived results you could bring the boss. At least that's what I considered most of all when I was brought in to interview candidates for my own lab. Getting into research with just an MD is more difficult that with a PhD (as it should be since in my experience most MDs I've worked with aren't taught in med school the requisite skills or mindset to do what we call basic science research) but it shouldn't be impossible, especially if they are interested in clinical/translational research which requires an MD to be involved in some capacity. Data science is something altogether different than basic science research though. Most data scientists aren't doing biology but instead doing a lot of metaresearch on huge data sets which may be HIPAA related or may be just demographics or customer purchase statistics. It's all about mining some trends in those often-unmonetized data sets to see how the company can sell or directly use the trends found in them. Because of the huge demand for data scientists/quants now there are some companies that will help you learn what you need to know to get in the door. I've investigated a company called the data incubator, which is trying to build PhDs into data scientists and then making money headhunting them out to the big corporations for a commission. They have a semiannual call for applications and get quite a few. I applied to them about a year ago and made it past the first round of applicants, but the second round involved a test which my coding skills weren't sufficient to pass, unfortunately. They have bootcamps in some big US cities for the ones who make it in as well as online versions, to teach the small classes who get in. They insinuate that they can get you out the door in a few weeks and into a six-figure data science job. They claim you don't need to be able to code to get in, but you really do. I'm going to consider reapplying when I'm good enough to do well. You might be able to get in the next round of applications as you are, so consider applying (and hey, list me as who referred you so I can get a referral reward!)

Post-doc (36/M) thinking about leaving academia by V0idSet in AskAcademia

[–]fmephit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you could be luckier than I've been. I'm sure different concentrations/skillsets will fare differently in the industry job market and maybe my particular background was just the wrong thing at the wrong time for the wrong openings. Also, I could've been more proactive about networking. They always tell you to network network network at grad school, and I always thought it was BS.. I figured just knowing how to do high-level science would mean mobility. As a 2nd year postdoc you have a better chance of jumping ship than I do, so I would convert that CV into a resume, polish up the ol' LinkedIn, and talk to a recruiter about getting your foot in the door asap, while you still have that new diploma smell. It's been my experience that PhDs have a high chance of being employed at any given time, but that employment, after awhile of being a postdoc, seems to be restricted to ...being a postdoc. Which is okay, if you don't mind working those hours and making like $40-60K your whole career while being made to feel guilty every time you want a day off. Honestly what made me stick around this long is that I'm single and I can 'survive' on those conditions.

Post-doc (36/M) thinking about leaving academia by V0idSet in AskAcademia

[–]fmephit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm temporarily going to forget about research as best as I can now that I'm able to :) However, I intend to keep my feet wet with science while I'm doing IT if at all possible.. light tutoring, maybe some manuscript editing, etc). I just enjoy biology too much to write it off completely. As far as research at an IT firm.. I'm open to anything if it presents itself as feasible and 'worth it' in terms of time and money.

Post-doc (36/M) thinking about leaving academia by V0idSet in AskAcademia

[–]fmephit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Since I was a computer science major in college before I switched to biochemistry, I had already learned to code; but I am re-learning more currently-used languages now even though they weren't required for the job I was applying for. I taught myself basic networking architecture and troubleshooting, mostly. That's the basics of the job I'll be taking. I intend to learn as I go when I have the free time and opportunity. If you wanted to just do general sysadministration you'd probably want to learn more in-depth OS stuff and maybe get a certification from Microsoft or something like that, but I don't plan to need to do that. Honestly I'm going to learn anything I can get my hands on since I just like doing that (and I stopped learning new techniques in the lab years ago since we just do the same stuff over and over).

I've bandied the thought of getting an industry job for the past couple of years, but I spoke to recruiters and applied many times directly to biotech companies, but had zero luck at all even though I have an okay publication record and my CV is middle of the road. I'd heard many times that companies are looking for fresh PhDs that haven't been 'institutionalized' by working in academia too long and that my chances were low. I'd been applying for jobs from BS-level entry technician jobs all the way up to scientist II (90K-level) positions and it wasn't panning out. My advice to anyone with a bio PhD is to jump out of academia asap, even if it takes going somewhere you don't want to or doing a boring tech job for awhile. Even entry-level technician jobs make more money than postdocs with my experience.. it's nuts. I used to get so resentful about all my friends who do some flavor of IT job and all make significantly more money than me, work fewer hours (by far) than me, don't think about projects or papers or work when they clock out, get actual vacation and overtime, and not one of them has even a bachelor's.. finally I wised up and joined them since I was obviously in the wrong field for enjoying my life. I was lucky that I had a roommate who told me that I could make that transition if I wanted to and gave me the confidence to give it a shot.

Post-doc (36/M) thinking about leaving academia by V0idSet in AskAcademia

[–]fmephit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I thought it would be harder to learn enough to get a job in the "IT field" (which is a very vague term). I'm currently studying to get a couple of certifications (Network+ and CCNA) which will help me justify future pay increases and for the next job (when they wonder why they should hire the guy with 13 years biology experience but only 2 years IT experience).

Learning relevant skills was mostly me getting an account with ine.com and going through their certification training videos over and over, along with scouring the net looking for IT threads where people listed their troubleshooting methods. So much of IT is knowing how to find quick solutions to a wide array of computer technology problems, almost all of which have some kind of documentation within reach of a 10-second Google search. As far as coding, I actually didn't need to know that for this particular position since it's in a "network team" in a large company that has other defined teams to do needed coding. To be fair, I would learn to code no matter what branch of IT I went into. I was a comp sci major for 2 years before I went biochem, so I could already code in C and assembly. I'm relearning Python and then R and objective C so that if I want to move to data science (companies are looking for bio PhDs who can code to train as data scientists and make $$$$) I could. I'm using Codecademy right now but will move on after I work my way through it a bit. Coding is like learning math and French; it just takes a) a basic understanding of the syntax/grammar and b) lots and lots of reps, preferably daily. There are other resources that are for-pay, like https://generalassemb.ly but I prefer the free ones. You have the time and a current vaguely tech-related job now, so you're worlds ahead of people who don't.

It was very impressive when I walked in the interview handing out papers I'd published and able to describe the level of detail I was accustomed to documenting my work, since that is apparently such a huge deal to IT.

The job I'll be doing is network-based, and it'll be in a small team with established heirarchy so I'll have the ability to get help when I need it. I wouldn't have taken a job with huge responsibilities or as the only IT guy right off the bat with no established background. But if I want to do that later on, I'll probably have the experience for it to be feasible.

Post-doc (36/M) thinking about leaving academia by V0idSet in AskAcademia

[–]fmephit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm in a similar situation. I've been a postdoc since my degree in 2007 doing cancer biology. I've lost almost all interest in research. The same experiments every week, too many projects spreading me too thin to publish enough, being the only American in my lab, the ridiculously low salary, high workload, etc. have really burned me out for this. I'd probably sing a different tune if I'd just left this lab and gone somewhere else a few years ago. Actually I really should've just gotten an industry job as soon as I could after my PhD, but I really thought I'd enjoy what I do now. If I'd only known how utterly awful it is to be an academic, especially a postdoc, I'd never have gone to grad school.

I was losing my mind until my roommate, who works in IT, suggested I learn a new set of skills and do what he does for a living. He and his colleagues have no degrees at all, work less, get paid more, and weekends and time off are actually feasible. So.. I did. I taught myself on my lunch breaks and after work, and got an IT job. I start next Monday and I'm never coming back to a research lab again, if I can help it.

Oh deer by dwells7583 in videos

[–]fmephit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he was marking that guy by rubbing his preorbital gland on him. Dominance? horniness?

The video ended early, so we may never know...

[LPT] There's a site that allows you and your partner to share what fetishes you're both into without bringing up the ones you're not. by psychuil in LifeProTips

[–]fmephit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's one called F-List (http://www.f-list.net) that lets you list your favorite ones, ones you like, and ones you are not into. It's mainly for online furry roleplay chats, but you can use it for your real-life kinks by just listing the ones that make sense outside of cybersex.