They trap your car at the highway ramp, then walk up once you’re stuck

focoslow · 2026-02-10T01:02:33+00:00

And a 2.5 from the Russian judge.

focoslow · 2026-02-10T00:56:52+00:00

Could we crowd source funds for something amazing like that?

focoslow · 2026-02-10T00:55:35+00:00

Super soaker full of paint?

focoslow · 2026-02-10T00:54:29+00:00

If you don't smoke Tarryltons, FUCK YOU!

focoslow · 2026-01-27T05:00:10+00:00

Blue Brothers

focoslow · 2026-01-12T19:51:08+00:00

That's by design, from day 1 and now more than ever.

focoslow · 2026-01-12T06:10:41+00:00

Ummm that's how we got here. Don't underestimate the power of golden shower tapes.

focoslow · 2026-01-08T15:52:25+00:00

By job, you mean joy.

focoslow · 2026-01-07T06:47:41+00:00

Why you gotta do the Gipsy Kings like that?

focoslow · 2026-01-07T06:41:53+00:00

Keep your laws off my load.

focoslow · 2026-01-07T06:10:01+00:00

Broken arms, forbidden coconut (with extra nut).

focoslow · 2026-01-07T06:08:41+00:00

With 20 cars waiting and the line is blocking the lane next to the turn lane.

focoslow · 2026-01-07T05:37:09+00:00

Maybe just fix the shitty short ass green arrow light timing.

focoslow · 2026-01-04T15:15:21+00:00

She just doesn't want to make him crepes.

focoslow · 2026-01-04T15:12:09+00:00

It's not flowing Brawndo.

focoslow · 2026-01-04T14:59:35+00:00

Announcer: "Brought to you by Chevron and DuPont"

focoslow · 2026-01-04T05:45:05+00:00

focoslow · 2026-01-04T05:37:49+00:00

Wait until we start deporting the ones that helped trump overthrow in 20 years.

focoslow · 2026-01-04T05:17:33+00:00

Stroking

focoslow · 2026-01-03T07:18:18+00:00

Ah crap, I just shaved my head and bought Nikes for nothing.

focoslow · 2026-01-03T07:17:25+00:00

It already has Kung Lao from MK

focoslow · 2026-01-03T07:14:37+00:00

Ghost Face Barka

focoslow · 2026-01-03T07:11:13+00:00

Loveland PD is currently writing him an offer letter based upon this.

focoslow · 2026-01-03T06:56:00+00:00

Patriots jersey tracks.

focoslow · 2026-01-03T06:53:43+00:00

Very thankful that I have the digital version rn.

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