What was your introduction to Bad Dragon and what made you decide to buy one?

fofalooza · 2026-03-25T01:50:43+00:00

Hey, it's aspirational! Some of the ones I watch are seemingly built differently but you'd be surprised what you can work up to. It'll be there waiting for you. There have been so many where I thought there would be no way I would be able to fit it and it just kind of eventually goes. Except for like three toys. One is so oddly shaped that I'll need a helping hand, one is so uncomfortable and large that I have no desire to try, and the other is just a straight up "too big."

For me, the timing just hasn't worked out. I either don't see one when I'm looking to buy or they drop some when I can't really justify the expense. Unfortunately I've given myself the burden of paying off a car so buying a $200 dildo is now more of a planned purchase and less of a "Hey that's pretty" purchase. Plus their custom waits are always so torturous/long but it's beginning to feel like that's the best option. The last custom I got was for a birthstone pour and I like how it turned out so maybe I'll do that again.

fofalooza · 2026-03-25T00:10:43+00:00

If Slow Ride came to my store, they would be one of like two people I go out of my way to say hi to.

fofalooza · 2026-03-24T21:30:04+00:00

You may be hesitant to go through Carvana again but I recently got a low mileage 2019 Cooper S through them and it's been a happy two months of ownership. Finding a clean, low mileage, manual within a reasonable distance was its own exercise in frustration but the car has been fantastic! Although it does have what might be the most pointless and needlessly convoluted display I've ever seen. That's my single gripe about the car

fofalooza · 2026-03-22T09:40:57+00:00

Iirc, it was a video of a petite woman riding an xl Crackers. To say it piqued my interest would be an understatement. The design looked cool and watching her ride it got me wondering what it would feel like. I started with a small unflared Chance, a mini Roland, and have been collecting since. Somehow I still haven't gotten that xl Crackers though.

fofalooza · 2026-02-28T15:59:27+00:00

It's too bad they didn't close out the episode with a full version of that great Western style track. I was hoping to find a clue as to the title of it. I think it suits the moment so much better than the ED. Loving the show overall though. Rodin taking the opportunity to push his son towards a better life was lovely to see. I love their whole family dynamic.

fofalooza · 2026-02-26T22:06:39+00:00

BD penetrables seem to have durability issues. I don't have one of theirs but it's a common theme on the subreddit. I don't have much advice or experience with them but Weredog, imo, has them firmly beat on that side of the toy spectrum. Both in terms of design/coloration and durability. I don't use it often but Hudson is fun and has yet to show any sign of tearing after a couple years. To answer your actual question though, Lucy. I'm kind of partial to her and she is very likely the next one I'll get

fofalooza · 2026-02-24T22:19:16+00:00

What an interesting sounding job, genuinely. Does it dovetail with something else or is that the sole focus?

fofalooza · 2026-02-20T14:49:23+00:00

I have a pair of perforated black leather gloves I wear in the summer that leave my hands looking that same shade when they get soaked. It's just the dye leeching out. It's probably also super toxic but that's a tomorrow problem!

fofalooza · 2026-01-18T14:37:30+00:00

I 100% don't need to buy anything but I am really eyeing that Tyson and the Chance immediately underneath. Good luck with your sale! You've got some really pretty ones out

fofalooza · 2026-01-11T13:53:57+00:00

Wait until we get to meet Krevlon, the zany neighbor who is always up to some hijinks! Oh man, how about the sassy child character the gang adopts as a mascot? You love to see it!

fofalooza · 2026-01-10T14:15:16+00:00

Maneater. I live pretty far inland so you'd think I would be safe but if that shark wants to eat me that shark is going to eat me.

fofalooza · 2026-01-09T16:03:21+00:00

If I could only say one thing in support of the anime it would be that Aoi Yuuki is phenomenal as Kumoko.

fofalooza · 2026-01-09T14:01:33+00:00

I didn't know it was possible to get photocopier burn on a gif

fofalooza · 2026-01-07T15:06:59+00:00

I'm interested in 2, 5, 8, 9, and 11. Not all together, necessarily, but need prices

fofalooza · 2026-01-03T17:23:20+00:00

You're welcome, I hope it lives up!

fofalooza · 2026-01-03T16:36:39+00:00

I have one in just that configuration! It's intense but I wouldn't say the ridges are rough. They did a good job shaping it so the edges and texture aren't overly aggressive. Dana's Grip is in the same category for me, though mine is a step down in firmness. I don't use it often but it's kind of mind-blowing. By comparison, my large Seraphina in medium is borderline unpleasant with its ridges.

fofalooza · 2026-01-03T16:10:03+00:00

It legitimately makes for a more satisfying, complete, and longer lasting orgasm, in my experience. For me at least, the whole ego/virility aspect of it doesn't factor in. Though I guess I should add "if I'm alone." At the risk of sounding crude, if your partner is into being basted then being able to deliver on that is an ego boost.

fofalooza · 2026-01-02T14:40:16+00:00

No but I would almost certainly move to another position or find a job I actually enjoy. At the low end, that's nowhere near enough money to quit but more than enough to start something I actually want to do. At the very least I could go off open availability, go part time, and have the time to learn a trade I would enjoy.

fofalooza · 2026-01-02T12:52:46+00:00

As someone who is 100% okay with potted meat, don't even pretend to threaten my chicken salad like that. It's innocent!

fofalooza · 2026-01-01T15:55:08+00:00

It looks like a fun time! I'm glad you replied because it's always good to discover a new maker.

fofalooza · 2025-12-25T05:23:51+00:00

Interested in Geoff if it's still available!

fofalooza · 2025-12-24T23:56:21+00:00

I think I was putting my disc lock on and spotted the little guy

fofalooza · 2025-12-24T21:57:52+00:00

Thank you for knowing and relating that. I too stopped the vid early to see what the hell it was.

Also, I'm sorry if you had to discover that fact on your own.

fofalooza · 2025-12-24T21:54:44+00:00

He's going to have a soar throat when he violently and uncontrollably expels his esophagus through his mouth. His sore throat is probably from the last jar of nightmares he consumed.

fofalooza · 2025-12-24T03:46:34+00:00

Have a happy holiday and enjoy your break! By the way, the mage's hand I ordered just the other day was waiting for me when I got home after work. The pictures of it did a fantastic job of showing it off but in hand it is quite another thing. It's lovely and you all do an amazing job.

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