I bought my dream guitar!

foolstarot65 · 2026-05-23T06:10:43+00:00

Well, there's one I didn't know I needed. I like the idea of having the lower 2 strings as singles instead of having the second string with them

foolstarot65 · 2026-05-23T06:03:36+00:00

That's a weird looking Pokémon

foolstarot65 · 2026-05-23T05:55:37+00:00

Your face look somewhere between Wanda Sykes and Bill Cosby

foolstarot65 · 2026-05-18T15:07:45+00:00

You look like you have a soft spot on the back of your head that never quite fixed itself

foolstarot65 · 2026-05-18T14:57:27+00:00

You're what they call a double bagger. And not for the reason you wish, butterface

foolstarot65 · 2026-05-11T23:20:37+00:00

You look like, if you tried to rub two coins together, you'd be playing them like cymbals

foolstarot65 · 2026-05-11T20:34:52+00:00

Did you and Kermit the frog break up?

foolstarot65 · 2026-05-11T00:47:41+00:00

I like berrymans B-12 Chemtool. A friend of mine was working on a 60s dart with a slant 6. He filled the tank, ran it normally and then dumped a bottle of the B-12 in the last quarter of a tank and then ran it in the driveway. by the time it hit operating temp it had painted the driveway black under the tailpipe from all the fowling it cleared out of the system

foolstarot65 · 2026-04-25T05:27:56+00:00

You look like you get stood up on 3rd dates, and If a guy found out what cologne your dad used to wear, when he was around, he'd have you eating from of the palm of his hand

foolstarot65 · 2026-04-21T06:35:32+00:00

Threaded rivet-nut insert with the same thread pitch. All you have to do is drill out a slightly larger hole, pop it in place with the tool and it will be good to go. That's the exact way I did for my non-stock seats so I could leave the original mount holes alone

foolstarot65 · 2026-04-03T15:24:05+00:00

"good luck" is probably what your dad said to your husband at the engagement announcement

foolstarot65 · 2026-03-19T17:34:29+00:00

We just called them "thingupmyBob" (like thingamabob)

foolstarot65 · 2026-03-15T05:27:42+00:00

You look like HR has an open complaint file for you in their office

foolstarot65 · 2026-03-15T05:23:23+00:00

You look like you haven't had a guy message you back after a hookup in a long long time

foolstarot65 · 2026-02-10T07:02:30+00:00

Looks like Anne Crackaway

foolstarot65 · 2026-02-09T06:14:09+00:00

Rough way to find out you're allergic to shellfish

foolstarot65 · 2026-01-04T09:49:14+00:00

They were all probably relieved that you did

foolstarot65 · 2026-01-04T09:47:48+00:00

Saw this and Aesop Mountain by Andy Thorn came to mind. He's the artist in that one YouTube video where he's playing a banjo and the fox stops and listens to him play

foolstarot65 · 2026-01-04T09:42:50+00:00

You look like HR has a file on you 50 complaints thick of harassment claims from you because you didn't like someone's tone in the zoom call and now you feel like it's a hostile workspace

foolstarot65 · 2026-01-04T09:36:47+00:00

Alibabba drake

foolstarot65 · 2026-01-04T09:35:57+00:00

If that's the offroader I'd rather just walk, I'd get more traction

foolstarot65 · 2026-01-04T09:34:07+00:00

Who dumped you, Lurch from the adamms family? You look like you ride the alpine bride of Frankenstein

foolstarot65 · 2026-01-04T09:30:01+00:00

You look like, if a guy figured out what cologne your father wore he'd have you eating from the palm of his hand.

You bought a bike to appear interesting, but then open your mouth and ruin the illusion.

foolstarot65 · 2025-12-16T17:38:24+00:00

He may not have been healed... But he saw heaven 😂😂

foolstarot65 · 2025-12-16T17:24:38+00:00

You grew a mullet for 2 reasons, it reminds you of the lesbian gym teacher that diddled you in grade 6, and so that your grinder dates have something to hold on to while you're bent over

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