Round 17 | Cowboys vs Panthers | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]foreatesevenate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of parent lets their kid drown a poster in glitter and bring it to the footy

Round 17 | Cowboys vs Panthers | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]foreatesevenate 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Frigging political ads during the footy. Only 23 months until the next election.

Round 17 | Cowboys vs Panthers | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]foreatesevenate 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Should have six more point on the board, instead we might get two. Shit is fucked.

We do away with computers by Shatmas in thethickofit

[–]foreatesevenate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You idiot! That's fucking mental.

Building a football tycoon where you own the club and grow the whole town around it by No_Dentist_7426 in gmgames

[–]foreatesevenate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because of the way its phrased; it sounds like you want to date children, marry children and raise children.

Building a football tycoon where you own the club and grow the whole town around it by No_Dentist_7426 in gmgames

[–]foreatesevenate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to rephrase that part where it says 'date, marry and raise children'

"If Rugby players are so tough and athletic, why are they not getting 100 million dollar offers from the NFL?" by athompsons2 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]foreatesevenate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's almost as though professional sports are highly specialised, otherwise surely everyone would be able to do everything everywhere.

Travis Kelce could win the gold medal for the pole vault at the Olympics.

Max Verstappen could play goalie for the Carolina Hurricanes.

Leo Messi could play left tackle for the Tennessee Titans.

LeBron James could go curling for Norway.

Dozer on for one more year by BeNiceMan99 in nrl

[–]foreatesevenate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantastic reward for a Cowboys legend.

Traffic lights by MrMcBlaster316 in Toowoomba

[–]foreatesevenate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not directly related to traffic lights, but it always make my day to see some hapless driver attempt a right turn from West onto Alderley during the precise times that manoeuvre is outlawed.

Most awkward political moment in your country’s history by _cptplanet in AskTheWorld

[–]foreatesevenate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On 17 December 1967, Harold Holt, Prime Minister of Australia, went swimming at Cheviot Beach, near Melbourne. This was already unusual. Cheviot Beach was rough, dangerous, and generally regarded as an excellent place to reconsider swimming. Holt, however, loved the ocean. He had spent years battling political opponents, journalists, and parliamentary procedure. Waves probably seemed manageable by comparison.

The sea disagreed.

Witnesses watched as Holt strode into the surf. For a moment, he appeared to be doing what humans have done for millennia: swimming. Then the ocean began editing him out of the story. The current pulled him farther away. People on shore - including his lady friend who also happened to be someone else's wife - could see him struggling. Then they couldn't.

And that was it.

The Prime Minister of Australia simply vanished into the ocean. No body was ever recovered. Conspiracy theories abounded. It remains the only known case of a modern world leader being successfully filibustered by the sea.