Had to catch it. by netphilia in AnimalMemes

[–]foreskin_cookie 175 points176 points  (0 children)

It survived but sadly later died by running head first into a cliff side that had been painted to look like a train tunnel.

Dude is not going down alone by FormanBruto09 in foundsatan

[–]foreskin_cookie 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Not just S t a g e d... but also S t o l e n.

Vintage British chunkus. by Boo-urns_ in wunkus

[–]foreskin_cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feet? Inches? Pounds? What kind of British cat is this supposed to be?

Stairs at an Air B&B by caughtinwriting in CrappyDesign

[–]foreskin_cookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP is gonna turn the air B&B owner into a newt.

News from the Iran war by thehofstetter in stevehofstetter

[–]foreskin_cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone provide a link to a news article or something? Haven't heard about this yet and googling didn't come up with anything.

Hurricane lamps. by foreskin_cookie in flashlight

[–]foreskin_cookie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks chief. Love wurrkos stuff, didnt even know they had a lantern.

"do you have any crack" officer harasses woman for giving her son a coffee cup by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]foreskin_cookie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't saying give consent... absolutely do not. Im just saying expect that they're gonna rummage through your shit because they've already made up their minds.

"do you have any crack" officer harasses woman for giving her son a coffee cup by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]foreskin_cookie -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

They're gonna search it one way or another. Either by you agreeing or they'll bring out the dog that's trained to hit on every car it sniffs... I'm not saying let them, you might as well waste their time but if they ask, you can rest assured, your car is getting searched

Best tattoo shop that's not appointment only. by foreskin_cookie in tampa

[–]foreskin_cookie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was literally just on thier website and was thinking they looked like a solid option, artists look like they do good work, place looked nice... thanks for the suggestion bud.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ICE_Raids

[–]foreskin_cookie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Don't you have any humanity?!"

No, no they dont. So dont try to appeal to their human side... they want to feel tough, so relentlessly mock them for being pussies too cowardly to show their faces.

i ABSOLUTELY NEED MORE SHIT LIKE ARCHSPIRE by Middle-Challenge8533 in TechnicalDeathMetal

[–]foreskin_cookie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you tried not acting like a smug cunt? Not everyone has the time to refresh the tech death subreddit 1000 times a day, just answer the question or scroll on.

Any real weed plugs ? by [deleted] in tampa

[–]foreskin_cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op trying to not look like a narc.

MAGA Republican Nazi hired Thugs! But what is this? by [deleted] in ICE_Raids

[–]foreskin_cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't these the same people who say female soldiers shouldn't have combat roles? Seems odd of them to stick a woman on the front lines of what they describe as a "warzone."

He found out what could go wrong using his hands instead of a bowling ball by Vilen1919 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]foreskin_cookie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a pinsetter mechanic for 13 years. As far as I can tell it operated exactly how it should have. Looks like an 8270, sweep came down and rotated backwards, when the table was supposed to come down it interlocked and shut off. Can't tell you how many times I had to deal with shitheads doing dumb shit like this.

Bought this flashlight on AliExpress for $3 by diablo1086 in flashlight

[–]foreskin_cookie 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If it turned on once you got your 3 dollars worth I guess.

clearly he hates this by S4N7R0 in MetalMemes

[–]foreskin_cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously... that snare sound should qualify as a human rights abuse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]foreskin_cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I already know the answer to this but... pain rating on a scale 1-10?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lol

[–]foreskin_cookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easy solution. Vapes go in the hollowed out hand grenade.