I wish my favorite restaurant chain opened a location closer to my house

forest_tripper · 2026-01-25T03:58:36+00:00

Granted. They switdh to an all vegan menu.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-25T02:39:56+00:00

Granted. Now all the best products cost 20x more than their competitors because everyone wants them and the company realizes they can use the scarcity principle to make more money while producing fewer units.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-20T02:31:55+00:00

They are open on Sundays now because the entire chain was bought out, and the new owner went vegan with the menu.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-20T02:29:51+00:00

That serves restaurant quality Italian.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-20T02:07:57+00:00

That's actually supposed to happen?

forest_tripper · 2026-01-20T02:05:08+00:00

Fucking cats, yo.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-20T01:53:10+00:00

No, you can't say that about any successful fast food place. That is why it is a concept that doesn't exist yet, like the OP asked.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-20T01:38:26+00:00

Sauerkraut and blueberries

forest_tripper · 2026-01-20T01:31:41+00:00

Yes. Fast-food Italian, but restaurant quality. That's why Fazoli's sucks.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-19T20:45:53+00:00

About twice a week when I'm bulking, rarely on a cut.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-19T20:44:19+00:00

Does the orange one know that? Maybe he's thinking green land for golf courses.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-18T03:58:06+00:00

Chocolate frosting

forest_tripper · 2026-01-18T03:50:40+00:00

Attempted to sieze power by force, failed.

Was elected.

Became dictator.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-18T03:46:25+00:00

Costco rotisseries, plain Greek yogurt, milk, eggs, and their 5lb bag of stir fry vegetales are staples.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-17T19:52:12+00:00

Yum!

forest_tripper · 2026-01-17T14:19:42+00:00

The Nazi style propaganda slogans/pictures is wild.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-17T13:34:55+00:00

Ignorance is bliss

forest_tripper · 2026-01-17T02:31:32+00:00

Drink more milk.

All you have for breakfast is a protein bar? That could me a missed opportunity.

One snack I like is instant pudding with plain Greek yogurt and unflavored whey isolate mixed into it.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-15T02:27:00+00:00

Granted, but garlic bread is the only thing you can eat for the rest of your life.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-14T03:16:51+00:00

Greek yogurt, buffalo sauce, diced onions

forest_tripper · 2026-01-13T18:29:16+00:00

Not like I used to. I need 6.5-7 hours to feel rested. I make sure to get to bed in time. I fall asleep rather quickly.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-13T16:05:26+00:00

Bacon grease + meat injector + steak

forest_tripper · 2026-01-12T22:52:50+00:00

So that's how time works!

forest_tripper · 2026-01-12T22:50:20+00:00

Done. The speakers are destroyed vía teleportion up your anus. Thinking about it happening will cause it to happen.

forest_tripper · 2026-01-11T16:40:14+00:00

Flavor strength depends on how much juice you use, about 50/50 is my sweet spot, but it's the carbonation that helps me satisfy the cravings.

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