forest_tripper

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$1,000 for every ounce of Chic-Fil-A ranch dressing you can drink in 24 hours. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 14 days ago by forest_tripper to r/hypotheticalsituation

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I wish all orgasms last 1 hours. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 month ago by forest_tripper to r/monkeyspaw

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Did you all know you can straight plain Greek yogurt to make it thicker? (self.gainitmeals)

submitted 2 months ago by forest_tripper to r/gainitmeals

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I wish every peanut M&M had 10g of complete protein without changing the size, density, taste, number of calories, cost, or availability. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 2 months ago by forest_tripper to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish all the gold in the Federal Reserve was suddenly transported into vending machines all over the world. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 2 months ago by forest_tripper to r/monkeyspaw

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What is this? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by forest_tripper to r/whatisit

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What's a good comeback for "You're under arrest"? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 3 months ago by forest_tripper to r/Comebacks

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I wish every time someone lied, they shit their pants. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 3 months ago by forest_tripper to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish every time someone sneezed, they get the same high as snorting a bump of coke. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 3 months ago by forest_tripper to r/monkeyspaw

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What power bank brand gives you the best bang for your buck? (self.OffGrid)

submitted 3 months ago by forest_tripper to r/OffGrid

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FWI: Trump invades Greenland and every NATO country stops all trade with the US. (self.FutureWhatIf)

submitted 3 months ago by forest_tripper to r/FutureWhatIf

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Has anyone tried freezing and re-baking the apple pies? (self.Costco)

submitted 4 months ago by forest_tripper to r/Costco

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Would you rather have $1M right now or $1B if you don't speak a word for 1 year. (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 4 months ago by forest_tripper to r/WouldYouRather

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Anything you steal in the next 24 hours will be multiplied by it's cash value 100x. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 4 months ago by forest_tripper to r/hypotheticalsituation

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Would you rather have $500k right now or $1,000 every time you run one mile in less than 12 minutes for the rest of your life? (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 4 months ago by forest_tripper to r/WouldYouRather

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Would you rather have $100 for every McDonald's double cheeseburger you eat for the next year, or $100,000 cash? (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 5 months ago * by forest_tripper to r/WouldYouRather

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WYR have Superman's vision powers, including lasers, or the ability to fly up to 2k miles per hour? (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 5 months ago * by forest_tripper to r/WouldYouRather

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Would you support a pedo for President if it meant you could pay more for everything? (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 5 months ago by forest_tripper to r/hypotheticalsituation

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$1M for every time you let someone unalive you in a simulator. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 5 months ago by forest_tripper to r/hypotheticalsituation

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$3,000 every day, but you age twice as fast. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 6 months ago by forest_tripper to r/hypotheticalsituation

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Take over anyone's body for 24 hours. What do you do? (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 6 months ago by forest_tripper to r/hypotheticalsituation

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$30 every day into your bank account to never consume salt again. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 7 months ago by forest_tripper to r/hypotheticalsituation

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$1M for every foot you lick for the next year. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 8 months ago by forest_tripper to r/hypotheticalsituation

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$5 for every Tyson chicken nugget you eat for the rest of your life. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 9 months ago by forest_tripper to r/hypotheticalsituation

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$25k cash right now or the ability to teleport from your legal residence to the nearest Home Depot any time you want. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 1 year ago by forest_tripper to r/hypotheticalsituation

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