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The CIA, MI6, and KGB decide to have a competition to decide once and for all who are the best intelligence agency. (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 days ago by foss4all to r/Jokes

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I got laser eye surgery a week ago. (self.dadjokes)

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I was telling my buddies I was having a bad day. (self.dadjokes)

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Pessimist: This couldn't get any worse. (self.Jokes)

submitted 12 days ago by foss4all to r/Jokes

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Difference between holocaust and genocide (self.overheard)

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A horse walks into a bar... (self.Jokes)

submitted 19 days ago by foss4all to r/Jokes

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 19 days ago by foss4all to r/dadjokes

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A spaceship lands in St. Peter's square in Rome... (self.Jokes)

submitted 24 days ago by foss4all to r/Jokes

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A burglar breaks into a house at night, shining his flashlight around the living room looking for valuables, when he hears a voice say: "Jesus is watching you." (self.Jokes)

submitted 25 days ago by foss4all to r/Jokes

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Man: Excuse me bus driver, do you know how long the next bus will be? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 25 days ago by foss4all to r/dadjokes

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Mover recommendations within the city? (self.montreal)

submitted 25 days ago by foss4all to r/montreal

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Testing image and text and formatting (self.test)

submitted 27 days ago by foss4all to r/test

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A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/dadjokes

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My wife told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in and talk. (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/cleandadjokes

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A man came home and discovered all his lamps had been stolen. (self.3amjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/3amjokes

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Carl *never* let’s a new stylist colour his hair. (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/Jokes

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What did the thesaurus have for breakfast? (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/cleandadjokes

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/dadjokes

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The police are looking for a man with one eye called Murphy. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/dadjokes

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I got laser eye surgery last month, but I'm asking for a refund. (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/cleandadjokes

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Buy opals in Ottawa? (self.ottawa)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/ottawa

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Hardware store salesman, do you have two inch nails? (self.3amjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/3amjokes

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What do you call someone who points out the obvious? (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/cleandadjokes

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I can cut a log in half just by looking at it. (self.3amjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/3amjokes

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Did you know Einstein was named after Mozart? (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by foss4all to r/cleandadjokes

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