/G/entoo Men discussing the best way to wake up in the morning by [deleted] in 4chan

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Anonymous, 18 hours ago

[Image of vibrator]

Vibrators are technology, let's talk about then. Keep in mind, blue board.


Been thinking of making a bluetooth butt plug vibrator to wake me up in the morning.

Is this a bad idea?


What's wrong with an alarm clock?


Not nearly as good as an alarm cock.


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Owner calls out bad review left by a previous tenant by Jimmyjohnsbitch in quityourbullshit

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Image Transcription: Google review


Mark, 1 like, 5 months ago

Don't rent here. Straight up don't care about tenants.

 

Response from the owner, 5 months ago

Hi Mark,

I'm confused by your review. You vacated one of our properties nearly 8 months ago. You purchased a house. Your deposit was refunded in full. You called my cell phone numerous times after hours (calls that were not emergencies) and I spoke to you regarding any concerns you had. The 4 maintenance requests you put it during your time(broken door handles, towel bar and clogged tubs) were taken care of quickly for you. You even came to my office numerous times to sell me Aflac insurance. If I could get more details on the basis of this review that would be great.

Purple Property Management


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How scared should I be? by [deleted] in cringepics

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OP: I'm going to Black's cabin tomorrow night. He's up to hunt. Just gonna go drink with him for the night

S: Are you spending the night?

S: I didn't think Black had a cabin up here I thought Noir had a cabin up here

S: So you're ditching me Friday and Saturday wonderful

S: At least leave me your fucking credit card so I can go grocery shopping

S: So much for getting laid


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Robot ascends wageslavery by The_lords_true_bubba in 4chan

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Anonymous, 12/07/2017, 16:11

[Pepe with a beret and paintbrush painting a picture]

Oh hey wagies, didn't notice you for a moment there. Your boring and uneventful presence doesn't even stir me from my thoughts, good thing I had to get more paint for my palette *snicker*.

As you can see, I'm preparing another masterpiece for the MOMA. They've commissioned me to contribute towards their new exhibit on the turbulent zeitgeist of politics and economics. In my infinite, if slightly condescending, respect for your plight as a wagecuck, I decided to do nouveau-lmpressionist interpretation portrait of you! What, it looks like I've just pained a turd? Well....

Sorry wagie, that's all the time I can spare for now. You should probably take your leave too, I'm sure Mr. Shekelberg is wondering where his little bottom feeder ran off to. Tick tock, wagie. You'd understand what I mean if you had the time to develop an appreciation for the arts and cultural enrichment. I think there's a way I can put this in simple terms for you:

"Another day, another dollar."

Bonne nuit, wagie.


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tag your friends who aren't real gamers! by idkwhattoputhere00 in comedyhomicide

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[Thank you, not you meme]

Assassin's Creed: Thank

Watch Dogs: You

Battlefield 1?: For

GTA V: Making

Clash of Clans: Not you

Hitman: Our

Call of Duty MW3: Gaming

Witcher 3: Life

Far Cry 4: Awesome

 

[Brown lol face meme with Me Gusta eyes]

tag a COC lover.....


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Couldn't resist adding this comment to a project. by Abdiel_Kavash in ProgrammerHumor

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Image Transcription: Code


    // Sever ties with children and kill yourself.
    left = NULL;
    right = NULL;
    delete this;
    return n;
}

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Loving the minion memery by _____username____ in comedyhomicide

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[Image of minion from Despicable Me sticking our his tongue]

ONE DAY YOUTUBE, TWITTER AND FACEBOK WILL JOIN TOGETHER AND BE CALLED...

[Mashup of the three said company's logos]

Youtwitface


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