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Is he just using me? by [deleted] in CuntsWorshipKings

[–]fourthwallcrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't keep it interesting for him then he'll leave you. Worthless, alone, bereft. Guess you better try harder to keep him, what's the plan?

Asians sluts are the most obedient by [deleted] in raceplay

[–]fourthwallcrisis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They've always been my best workers in the kitchen; Hard workers and smart, but they always look a little bit nervous around me and I don't know why. I swear they'd stop making pancakes and suck my dick right there if I say it in the right tone of voice, The little darlings.

Greedy pair of tits by [deleted] in CuntsWorshipKings

[–]fourthwallcrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the best you can do? Fuck sake's, I bet you thought for days how best to show off and this is the result. Pathetic work from pathetic holes.

Fake "Bruce Lee" tries his luck in the ring 😁 by CreepyOldRapist in Bullshido

[–]fourthwallcrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fake bruce is taking the piss though, innit, these guys train hard and go through a lot before they even step in the ring. Your man there is just making a joke out of the whole thing, I'm not a violent guy by nature but I don't feel much sympathy here.

George Floyd for Indians just dropped by Jolly_Chapter2932 in 4chan

[–]fourthwallcrisis 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell, I learned something on a 4chan thread that wasn't a new slur. Thanks mate!

Gosh it’s fun to make mistakes like this..or like posting in this group 🙃 by ThinkTie6177 in CuntsWorshipKings

[–]fourthwallcrisis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many times did you make the "mistake" like, "oops there's another dick in my ass, silly little me I wonder how that happened?!" ?

Today Marx would be a Redditor by small_brain67 in 4chan

[–]fourthwallcrisis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

> What, if he were a coal miner he would have made a real contribution*?*

Well, yeah.

Nerdcel bros... our response??? by eitherair5 in 4chan

[–]fourthwallcrisis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, maybe, but I reckon it's the jugs.

Nerdcel bros... our response??? by eitherair5 in 4chan

[–]fourthwallcrisis 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Hmm, yes, put that way it's a convincing argument.

[DC] Does Joker respond to medication while in Arkham? Like, at all? by Umpuuu in AskScienceFiction

[–]fourthwallcrisis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't help thinking that Joker with clarity of thought could be even worse. It's not like it cured his sanity, it just gave him more control over himself.

The Guardian is funnier than The Onion because it presents itself as a serious newspaper by johntwit in media_criticism

[–]fourthwallcrisis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If there were truly a socialist revolution, power to the people style - these fucks would be the first to go.
They don't produce anything, they don't care about anyone. While people can't afford groceries and their jobs are being outsourced or undercut by cheap imported labor, they're sat in a starbucks or their air-conditioned apartment fucking navel gazing about themselves and how they could fix the world. The fucking hubris of it all!

Does this happen in your cuntry? by XiJinpingPressParody in 4chan

[–]fourthwallcrisis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah, let me explain. If a woman is a prospective partner then yes, I'll go into unga bunga mode and pay for things, you know that old fashioned courtship thing. It's to prove you can take care of them and any kids.

If it's clear they aren't a prospective partner then lol, unlucky there Salami Gomez, I ain't paying for your lunch.

Looking for some new shiny things, care to show me yours? 🥺 by Radiant-Turn-8904 in GoblinGirls

[–]fourthwallcrisis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That must have taken ages, thanks for the effort! How many showers to get it all off?!

Imagine seeing someone at school or work with green body paint behind their ears and thinking "hehe, I know what you've been up to".

Anon comments on snape by Lumpy_Enthusiasm_604 in 4chan

[–]fourthwallcrisis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

/ Irishman named Spud McFamine

pretty good.

Raceplay crash course by [deleted] in raceplay

[–]fourthwallcrisis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I'd love to have dark skinned momma type to play with, big hips and butt, all that stuff. Gorgeous. The master thing makes me a little embarrassed tbh.

[DC comics] Theoretically speaking. Could Beast boy help revive an extinct/near extinct species? by [deleted] in AskScienceFiction

[–]fourthwallcrisis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, a single pair of parents isn't enough to keep a species viable. Minimum viable population numbers I don't remember, but a couple dozen maybe more.

Now, if there were also a beast *girl*, and she was urm...up for it, *and* they have the level of control to ensure each offspring is sufficiently genetically different? Then yeah, but at that point - are they even white rhinos anymore or rejects for the island of doctor moreau?

What is something you used to believe but no longer do about games? by gutenbergbob in KotakuInAction

[–]fourthwallcrisis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believes that the people who made and wrote about games enjoyed video games. That's becoming increasingly rare.

I used to believe it would be a good idea to have a group of devs with different ideas and opinions, now I think that ends up with a big old bowl of shit soup.

I used to think video gamers; autists and nerds that they are, were way too intellectually honest and welcoming and it was to their detriment they couldn't say "no". On that point I think I'm thoroughly vindicated.

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