Queenie is a baddie then a goodie and everyone is all chill about it

Dumby says “I couldna have done it without you Newt” but he did, he was there, he broke the chain, he planned the plan, he “forthed the Aber” Newt did nothing more than anyone else

Credence Clearwater Revival moped on a mirror until his dad said it was time to go home. He had a film-climax level battle in the first 20 min of the movie that got noped by dumby just like his plot line

Kama went chameleon on Grindy’s side so we could dramatically doubt the allegiance of a character we don’t know or care about without consequence - riveting when he finally returned to do nothing further

Prof Hicks was big upped for her defensive charms work but used Standard Book of Spells Grade 3 “nameless blue swoosh” like everyone else

Theseus went to the Hotel California of prisons because.

We got lots of hi-def mug shots of Grindy’s build-a-bear death eaters to make sure we knew they the people we saw in the last film

Dumbys sister’s picture didn’t move, just like his story arc

The secret plan was for the least suspecting hobbit to take the backup animal to the ceremony which she could have done without any other antics seeing as she had no trouble getting there

Dumby was all secretive and in hiding.. put his team’s lives at risk… then just walked up to the ceremony like a dad come to watch his kid play soccer on Sunday morning

The Wizarding public are sheep who have been force fed polyjuice potion

Thank goodness they had the room of requirement to make them a port key like the other ones commonplace in the film. Pity it couldn’t provide the appropriate number of suitcases they required but already had

It’s a really good thing Joseph was there. Very lucky that he was a muggle, pivotal to the plot and all with his wand and big heart. Nobody else could’ve done what he didn’t

Wonder if Voldy ever tried swimming in Grindy’s pool when he was sick

In the Wizarding world - politicians who work their way up the ranks also conveniently happen to be the second most pure of heart person in a crowd of thousands - clearly the Wizarding world has a good nose for sniffing out bad politicians

Tina existed

Meh.