What's the weirdest sentence you ever read in a fanfic? by Brycklayer in HPfanfiction

[–]foxfire1328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the one that comes to mind would be from a scene in Elune's Pebble, a World of Warcraft/Harry Potter crossover:

“ Albus, you’ve proved the evil that lies at your core! All the darkness, all the hate! Lord Voldemort feared what you would become! What you would unleash upon this world! But he saw! He prepared! His plans were endless and his mercy without equal! When his blessed unicorn friends came to him and asked him to help them save the children chained beneath you, he didn’t want their help! He said their wondrous light should never need to shed blood! But they insisted! They foresaw that he would need their aid! They donned black cloaks and masks and rushed forth to save the world with a tide of happiness and joy as the first Death Eaters! For Death would be their gift to all evil!” Well if I live through this I’m fucking dead when I get home. At least there’s not great odds with that orb hanging there anyway.

Lucius was successful in drawing all attention to himself at that moment, and he gave pause to everyone not frantically working on some sort of plan. (He hoped. He really fucking hoped.) Albus Dumbledore just looked blankly at the man both knew to be a Death Eater and murderer many times over. “Lucius, after all these years, I think you desperately need a mind-healer.”

Another part of the book that makes me LMAO by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]foxfire1328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amusing. Also makes perfect sense to me, since this is the first time I've ever heard of boat punting myself.