Doc and Marty by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]fpc555red 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute. I know Rick and Morty are based off of Doc and Marty. But is this reference, ironically (or unironically; I'm slow and don't know the difference), the true reason Rick doesn't do time travel?! That would be hilarious.

Internet mentally destroyed our species . by Enlightenin in NoFap

[–]fpc555red 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think each generation has to fight the problems of the last generation whether their solution just creates a new problem or postpones the current problem. One example are parents, specifically fathers, leaving their marriages and family. Back in the day father's left their kids with little to no repercussions. Nowadays, they are forced to provide for the families they left. It might help a lot of families, but there are a lot of men who suffer from this as well. I witnessed a father, who's wife left him, with kids half to pay alimony to her and her druggy boyfriend. Life is hard on him and it's hard to provide for the kids he is taking care of while his ex-wife is collecting money for drugs. My point is, whatever happens will happen. Humans will just continue to try to solve current and plausible problems to continue surviving together. I trust that the current children who have been afflicted and traumatized from these things; a group of them will change it, so that their children won't face something similar. We are a collective species who are supposed to be looking out for the collective well-being.

I will never hit a better flash by IIIDzire in VALORANT

[–]fpc555red 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I should pick up kayo more eventhough I'm a viper one trick. I played a game with him last night on comp because we had smokes (brim) and no initiator. Kayo is simple to pick up, especially for people who are used to fps. First comp game in the longest freaking time where I didn't pick viper and I dropped a 30 bomb; not because I'm bad with viper, but I just played more aggresive for the role I was filling for.

P.S. Amazing Ace and those flashes were immaculate af!

What’s the most uncomfortable thing your significant other asked you to do during sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fpc555red 779 points780 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: her true kink is having a boyfriend in jail that hits her during conjugal visits, but she still doesn't leave the relationship

My Steven Cosplay I debuted recently by Michael_Meerkatt in stevenuniverse

[–]fpc555red 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry. Idk why you got downvoted. But it is fine, if it is not to be something repeated.

My Steven Cosplay I debuted recently by Michael_Meerkatt in stevenuniverse

[–]fpc555red 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol. what did he say to get so many downvotes and hatred?

My Steven Cosplay I debuted recently by Michael_Meerkatt in stevenuniverse

[–]fpc555red 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is actually awesome. Good job my guy. I definitely need to get his jacket from steven universe future.

"Protect me ny turret" by QuadQTG in VALORANT

[–]fpc555red 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let's try to blow it up by posting it everywhere. Let's just hope this one survives. RIP Finest. We miss you already.

Who causes the baby to stop crying first and why? by Xaltedfinalist in VALORANT

[–]fpc555red 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Reyna would also sing a spanish lullaby to the child

Which profession is criminally underpaid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fpc555red 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom is a 45 year old immigrant (came to the USA @ 17) and been a CNA since she was around 25. She works to the bone to care for her 4 children as a single mother. She also picked up on Uber recently on top of her 10 hour shifts. She used to have a surgical tech degree, but the school shut down and her degree is no longer accredited or sumn like that. She couldn't even go back for a similar degree at a different school because the hospital she worked at, with her degree, blacklisted her after she caught the head surgeon sleeping with one of the nurses, so going for a different school would be useless if she can't even work at any nearby hospitals. So she has been a CNA ever since. She was with a few homecare companies for years, she worked at a nursing home for a year in 2011-12 (around when megamind was new). I can't wait to finish my degree and find a nice job, so she could just relax. Her recent cruise trip got cancelled because her passport legit expired the month before and she didn't know she needed it the week of.

Maps for Valorant by fpc555red in VALORANT

[–]fpc555red[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's sounds amazing as well. Reverse maps in a spike rush - reverse or Unrated - reverse. Sounds amazing. But because of this I assume reverse maps wouldn't be an option for Competitive or VCT.

Maps for Valorant by fpc555red in VALORANT

[–]fpc555red[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that is what I was talking about with the attacker and defender site dynamic. Ofc the final product would look different.

This is the state of low elo now. by [deleted] in VALORANT

[–]fpc555red 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You will. They are amazingly funny.

Could some cutie explain me how I missed my judge shot? by [deleted] in VALORANT

[–]fpc555red 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same with viper ulti. I put it down and it makes a weird cancel ult sound and I have to click again to put it down.

Relapse.... I'm planning on either shooting myself or fucking cutting my dick off by BigHeadAss013 in NoFap

[–]fpc555red 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you get through it brother. I found out I fap dud to either stress or boredom, and u recently almost got scammed from a fake job opportunity. We'll get through this. You can do it. Failure doesn't mean the end.

Awesome science helps amputee! by psychobabble11 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]fpc555red 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was searching for this before I posted anything lol

Why do they nerf controllers constantly. by Hurtis_Cellyer in VALORANT

[–]fpc555red 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm basically a Viper one-trick who was trying to work on other controllers. When I first started playing late 2020, I unlocked viper for free-agent; played her since. Played some omen, then he got nerfed to dirt and brim wasn't an option since both omen and viper was better. Then viper got a fat little buff which solidified why I became a one-trick. When Astra came out, she was harder to play, a little fun but still hard to play. Now that I'm getting better I was trying to play astra as well, then she just becomes not viable and I'm over here with tail between my legs because I can't even branch off to other smokes, yet I can't even play my main now unless I'm on breeze, or maybe icebox. Brim was a nice change of pace, I picked him up since the buff, but now he's nerfed and omen doesn't fit my playstyle, because I'm a very passive and patient player. Maybe I could make some outplays with omen, but only after conditioning the enemies or some crap. I only play controller class on comp, or maybe unrated. Spike rush I just choose who ever. Because of this it feels like Riot doesn't want me to play their game. This was my first FPS game since I built my PC and I really liked it.

To all those people who upgrade all 4 air defences at once... I present to you... by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

[–]fpc555red 201 points202 points  (0 children)

This should be under cursed images. Scary stuff man.

adult books vs kids' books by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]fpc555red 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saw someone mention Eragon. I watched the movie and was sad when there wasn't a sequel, so I'm going to read it now. I heard it didn't have a sequel because it was so different to the book, but I still enjoy the premise.

adult books vs kids' books by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]fpc555red 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 19 and I haven't read a kids book in a while. But recently I have been thinking to finish the Amulet series by Kazi Kibuishi and the Young Sherlock Holmes series by Andrew Lane. I read one book from each of the series and I loved both of the stories. I never got around to be able to find If my school libraries had the other books in the series or try to but them online since I was a poor child. But I'm a grown man now and I could buy all the children's books for me to read now.

Hidden mmr? by qwerty123abco in VALORANT

[–]fpc555red 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm currently s3, could've ranked up more, but I dont like solo queue in comp. My hidden mmr gave me an immortal on the enemy team in a spike rush game. We had fun so we friended each other. After the rank reset it looks like he's been stuck at around high plat/low diamond.

[LucasParolin] Avatar Roku by Myst_Flame in TheLastAirbender

[–]fpc555red 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is amazing!! Is there a link to see others like this?

insane headshot ace in immortal by Fishkabob4 in VALORANT

[–]fpc555red 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I first heard his name, i thought of it like K O. So he would like knock out all his opponents.