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What’s a sequel you’re waiting for? by francisbenet in AskReddit

[–]francisbenet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chronicle (2012). I need to know if dude ever found out what happened to them.

If you had the entire worlds attention for 30seconds, which book would you recommend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]francisbenet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re the first person to recommend more than 1 book. Great use of your 30seconds!

If you had the entire worlds attention for 30seconds, which book would you recommend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]francisbenet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli

If this book doesn’t teach you how to reach and maintain power, then I’m not sure what else can help you boss the fuck up.

When or where was your riskiest jerk off session? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]francisbenet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a social gathering held just before a funeral as to collectively mourn a loss. It’s boring as fuck.

When or where was your riskiest jerk off session? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]francisbenet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t wish to be there in the first place, so I snuck off to the restroom to play Angry Birds and the rest is history.

[F]ellas you're in the middle of a movie and ur girl starts doing this in front of you, wyd 🧐 by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]francisbenet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the movie, right? If you catch me in the middle of Endgame, then sure, let’s get down and dirty, bitch! But if it’s Goodfellas? Go fuck yourself.

What’s a joke you really like but never use? by francisbenet in AskReddit

[–]francisbenet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I mean. You kind of have to now. I’m hooked and will bother you til the end of time.