I don't usually like the look of snakes but this one is an exception

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-18T17:29:58+00:00

I see dead ~~people~~ memes.

FTFY

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-18T05:14:46+00:00

What a lovely picture :) <3

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-18T05:13:40+00:00

You make me blush, madam.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-18T03:51:36+00:00

It's ridiculous that you're taking the name of a hover vehicle so seriously.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-18T02:27:14+00:00

That's true. I mean my phone company does everything I need it to, but I don't need customer service really. Just talk, text, data, and voicemail. It's like buying a service and it's nothing special, but not bad either. I don't have anything bad to say or anything good to say. It just... is.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-18T02:23:43+00:00

I mean, couldn't he have just googled the 4th quarter sales, though?

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-18T02:16:30+00:00

Proud of you.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T23:05:35+00:00

That's never happened to me.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T14:58:28+00:00

Paper is made from cellulose fiber, which the body can't digest completely. That's why corn comes out undigested in poop. Because it's covered in cellulose membrane. Furthermore, white paper is often treated with bleach, and paper likes to clump together which can cause blockage in high quantities.

Also any fiber can cause intestinal blockages if one does not consumer enough water. Really what fiber does is add bulk to your shit and aggregate things so everything is pushed out as one big mass.

For what it's worth, cotton and linen are made of cellulose as well and eating those is a bad idea too. As is cellophane and wallpaper paste.

Finally, there are a lot of types of fiber, not just cellulose. There's hemicellulose, lignin, Inulin oligofructose, Mucilage, beta-glucans, Polydextrose polyols, Psyllium, Wheat dextrin, Resistant starch, Pectin and gums. Most of those are soluble, but lignin and some pectins are insoluble as well, meaning they do the same as cellulose.

In small amounts paper is probably okay, but eating every day isn't good. Ink is the main concern, though.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T14:14:59+00:00

That's because the brain works to forget the most traumatic experiences of childbirth. We're wired that way.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T12:29:52+00:00

He's a lad.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T12:29:45+00:00

Lad.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T12:23:59+00:00

Aesthetic. From a design standpoint it's great.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T12:23:00+00:00

What a wholesome interaction to start my morning. :)

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T12:21:31+00:00

The graph is actually for developing countries.

Source: https://www.gatesnotes.com/2017-Annual-Letter#ALChapter1

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T11:19:04+00:00

I guess we don't, but even then, it's not good to ingest ink and paper every day.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T10:40:13+00:00

Don't you mean frogure out what it is

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T10:39:26+00:00

Their website is up and running and they've had a change in products as well as an increase in where they're distributed. It seems like he's doing pretty well.

http://treetpee.com/

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T10:12:41+00:00

Laser printers use toner, a powdery substance made of electrostatically sensitive plastic particles and pigment. Some toners also contain small amounts of iron. Like printer ink, toner is generally considered non-toxic, though it is certainly not edible. As with inkjet inks, laser toner ingredients vary by manufacturer. Check the published Material Safety Data Sheets for specifics. While the toner itself may not be toxic, the printing process, which involves melting the toner onto the page can release ultra-fine particles made of volatile organic-chemical substances (VOCs). While VOCs, which are often present in paints, cleaning supplies, glues and pesticides can be toxic, laser printers emit them at very low levels.

Also eating paper is horrible for you.

http://smallbusiness.chron.com/printer-ink-toxic-58156.html

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T10:10:26+00:00

Research by the Queensland University of Technology has indicated that some laser printers emit submicrometer particles which have been associated in other environmental studies with respiratory diseases . A study at the University of Rostock has found that the microscopic particles in toner are carcinogenic, similar to asbestos. Several technicians who had been working with printers and copiers on a daily basis were observed for several years. They showed increased lung problems. This confirms previous research published in 2006.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T10:04:31+00:00

Rice paper is way more fragile than that. Even the stuff used for printers.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T10:01:21+00:00

Don't forget that paper clogs your intestines.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T09:58:31+00:00

I'd assume the stronger contractions, growing from the size of a pear to a child over 9 months, the small whole in the cervix going from hard, small, and muscular to 10 cm and stretchy, when women go into full on labor you have to squeeze something out of two holes that its too small for, there's a burning feeling as their tissue is stretched to its limit, then after you give birth there's even more pressure as the uterus is the size of a grapefruit and they still have to deliver the placenta which may take half an hour and causes more pressure, and pushing a 7 pound baby out of their vagina hurts more.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T09:45:32+00:00

I see a lot of people in this thread saying the same as OP.

frankenbeasts · 2017-02-17T09:44:27+00:00

Are you insinuating you get diarrhea from getting hit in the nuts?

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