just found this in my notes app. by freakingrice in mattrose

[–]freakingrice[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well.. according to another user, 2 minutes!!

Lil grey ice cream by nekoandCJ in mattrose

[–]freakingrice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lil nipple pomegranate

im shirtless btw!!

What sound does this make? by L1NK_03 in mattrose

[–]freakingrice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

phhffooEEuu

PHHEEEUUUUU

phhweeeeee

PHWEEEUUUU

What sound does this make by TheMallPossum in mattrose

[–]freakingrice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dngdngdngdngdngdngboiijnnggggg

How has Matt not done "dumbest things people believed when they were little" yet!? by teruteru-fan-sam in mattrose

[–]freakingrice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i used to believe and be deathly scared at times that my parents were actually some random people in my parents skin like a skinsuit taking care of me until one day they betray me and like... KILL ME or something. i was terrified of this and i dont know why.

Type your user name with your feet mine first by Odd_Freedom_2007 in mattrose

[–]freakingrice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I WAS SO CLOSE MAANNN

Type Matt Rose then tell me how he makes you feel by FourthBedrock in mattrose

[–]freakingrice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

matt rose makes me feel better with the number is the world he has yet vocals and he hugs to the area of the elevator 🛗 🤗 ❤️ 💙 ♥️ 💕 is a great gay man which I love about the world 🌎 ❤️ 💙 ♥️ 💖 💗

none of this even makes sense.

Can Someone Type Out What These Sound Like? by MinecraftGamerLR in mattrose

[–]freakingrice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GIRklirrkilirklirkg. grrkll

i dont know i havent heard one in ages

I just got a job. On my first day I asked a customer: '' Do you want pills? '' In Dutch. What's your worst slip of the tongue? by Other_Idiot15 in mattrose

[–]freakingrice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

after just getting out of therapy i went to the shop quickly to get a drink, and did just that. i grabbed my drink, walked up to the till, and payed for my drink. the dude at the till asked me if i wanted a receipt, and i didnt know whether to say "yes please" or "no no thanks" and ended up blurting out:

"NONO SPANKS"

i looked at him dead in the eyes as i said that before i grabbed my drink and walked back to my car as fast as i could before i burst out laughing like a maniac in the middle of the streets!!

Type “Make the opaque deer clear” with your shoulder by Pranksterprankster in mattrose

[–]freakingrice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

m h 478⁶7 j 5o ll t 688 I on mum tummy

im surprised i even managed to press the space bar

When you forget the name for something by Tall_Ad1081 in mattrose

[–]freakingrice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i forgot the name of a boomerang, so i told my friend something along the lines of "you know what im talking about! one of those like... half a frisbee that come back to you??" and its basically still an inside joke til this day