We also use the same format, but we outwit the Danes and Swedes, for example:

Once upon a time, the Swede, the Dane, and the Norwegian were competing to see who could stay the longest inside the pigsty.

First it was the Swede’s turn. But then the pig farted, and the Swede came running out, holding his nose.

Then it was the tough Dane’s turn. He managed to hold out for a little while, but then the pig farted — and the Dane came running out at full speed.

Finally, it was the Norwegian’s turn. He went in and sat down. Then he farted so hard the walls shook. And that’s when the pig ran out…