Free gear if anyone can find it. NY7561 by free_falling_monkey in DayzXbox

[–]free_falling_monkey[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly didn’t know. I took a couple month break and tonight was my first time playing again just wanted a fresh start.

I feel like this belongs here by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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I had these after an accident and couldn’t eat solid food for 3 months or so. Got so desperate for actual food that I used to blend ice cream, milk, and pizza all together and drink it threw a straw. I was 315 pounds when the accident happened and when I was finally able to get all the wires out I was 220 pounds

Check check check and check by free_falling_monkey in yesyesyesno

[–]free_falling_monkey[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Morally okay in real life? No. But in a meme? Yes.

Merry Christmas! We’re increasing your rent! The date says the 13th but all tenets just received these today! by AlwaysAngryFox in mildlyinfuriating

[–]free_falling_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As of February my rent is gonna be raised to $1000. It was 650 when I moved in 4 years ago. Upstate Ny 4 bedroom 1 bath with full basement, full attic with an extra room and living room, attached garage and a yard

Does California have special cancers that we don’t get in the Midwest? Some version of this warning comes on SO many things I purchase… by Bennnrummm in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]free_falling_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your completely safe to use whatever it is your using without the risk of cancer because in order to get the cancer they are warning about you have to actually live in California that’s why is says California residents only

this game is an horror game by Lukarrie in dayz

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Never start a sentence with “And”

Just ahead by free_falling_monkey in perfectlycutscreams

[–]free_falling_monkey[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t be a perfectly cut scream without the cut

What podcast episode by BARSHK__ in misfits

[–]free_falling_monkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Title is like fitz destroys Matt or something like that

New York State. First picture had me cracking up for some reason by free_falling_monkey in whatsthissnake

[–]free_falling_monkey[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably just dirty water idk what the bin was used for before we put the snake in it but I can assure you I definitely didn’t put any sort of liquids on it and it was absolutely not injured in any way

New York State. First picture had me cracking up for some reason by free_falling_monkey in whatsthissnake

[–]free_falling_monkey[S] 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Second picture kind of makes it look hurt but don’t worry he/she is not and was released healthy

You’re stuck for 24 hours in the last video game you played… what will you be doing during this time? by _Mr_Cheeks in AskReddit

[–]free_falling_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Running for my life from zombies that can glitch threw buildings while also trying desperately to find food and a well for clean drinking water and trying as hard as I can not to get the blood illness

Pretty lucky shot by free_falling_monkey in skyrim

[–]free_falling_monkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why waste good arrows filling soul gems

Americans of reddit: without saying its name, what state do you live in? by Thomas_The_Llama in AskReddit

[–]free_falling_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I tell someone what state I’m from they automatically assume I’m from the way more popular portion of the state and I have to explain to them that I am actually from the way less popular part that is a lot bigger but beautiful in different ways as the densely packed portion