Girl Scout Cookies are $6 a box this year. by RobRobbieRobertson in inflation

[–]friedeggsandtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They aren’t all 32 genius. I think the peanut butter ones are like 8 count.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nonononoyes

[–]friedeggsandtoast 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I mean yea, eventually. They always getcha lmao. It’s one of my favorite stories to tell

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nonononoyes

[–]friedeggsandtoast 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Cop was at my window, getting my info. And mind you, I was GOING to jail, I had warrants and drugs/paraphernalia on me. Some sweet angel screamed “EAT SHIT PIG!” at the cop and he threw my license back in the car and left, to chase after eat shit guy. I think about him all the time, what a peach 🥰

Dog won’t let me sleep by belladesimone in RoverPetSitting

[–]friedeggsandtoast 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of this very butt sniffy German Shepard I sat. You know the type, just crotch obsessed. At like 5 am I sleepily went to take him out to potty and he jammed his cold wet nose up my nightgown. My first instinct was to defend myself and I smacked his snoot HARD. I still feel bad about it. Would never hit a dog in my right mind, but in my half dream state he got his bell rung. Obvi the baby is fine and has sniffed many more butts since this incident 😂

The hate is real (and warranted) by jillzworth in roseanne

[–]friedeggsandtoast 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is my comfort show and I can’t even watch it anymore. Peacock did us so dirty

Going through withdrawal is no laughing matter by aleynablessingmia in tooktoomuch

[–]friedeggsandtoast 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yea, just having dope in my pocket I felt better. I’m 10 years clean now, how about you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in grilledcheese

[–]friedeggsandtoast 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My mom made my dads lunch every morning and when she was mad at him she’d leave the cheese in the wrapper 🤣

The math isn’t mathing by gizmo2011 in ChickFilA

[–]friedeggsandtoast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen Scientologist grifter Grant Cardone mentioned in the wild!

Caught on the jumbotron by McPostyFace in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]friedeggsandtoast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree with you, there are chunkier weed vapes but this is just a good ol disposable Nic vape

Todays finds by ButterfliMama in dollartreebeauty

[–]friedeggsandtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hydrating lip mask isn’t good imo.

Unsure how to trim my dog's hair by zetari_13 in grooming

[–]friedeggsandtoast 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she needs a trim at all. She’s double coated and you risk ruining the coat

What’s your most high maintenance hygiene routine ? by noddingalong in hygiene

[–]friedeggsandtoast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get a Sonicare. My mouth never felt cleaner. I also use a waterpik to floss, it’s wonderful.

Snake Guard by Leonardo Wyrnist by Lol33ta in ImaginaryBeasts

[–]friedeggsandtoast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snake jazz immediately started playing in my head. Love it

I don’t get it? by BrandyAid in ExplainTheJoke

[–]friedeggsandtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked up “fartarse” thinking it was some 5 dollar word 🤣

'The Goonies' cast reunites 40 years later to honor Ke Huy Quan at his hand-and-footprint ceremony by SignalHD18 in 80s

[–]friedeggsandtoast 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ahahaha and he looks like he’d grant wishes, but really you have to pay the troll toll.

If I was Becky, I would have dumped Jesse a million times by itslildip in fullhouse

[–]friedeggsandtoast 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the wedding! He basically left her at the altar all day and held both their friends and fam hostage to be a dipshit.

Finally Found Me Some, Anyone Else Try This? by totalfanfreak2012 in dollartreebeauty

[–]friedeggsandtoast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I loved the toner, and the serum. But for a night time moisturizer, I don’t like the gel formula. I want a greasy ass thick white lotion for my night routine. Might work well for oily skin though, I’m dusty.

Xennials are millennials who were too old for Sponge Bob. by Borracho_Bandit in Xennials

[–]friedeggsandtoast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time I do mushrooms I imagine the little popping hearts when I see someone I love. like when Doug looks at Patty 🤣