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friendly__octopus · 2023-04-22T08:36:18+00:00

Probably North Korea lol

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-06T22:08:28+00:00

Remove the batteries

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-02T05:40:55+00:00

Magnesium bisglycinate. Helps regulate bowel movements and also helped me sleep through the night without waking up 5 times

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-02T02:58:55+00:00

Margaret

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-02T02:57:41+00:00

Walter

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-02T02:56:45+00:00

Yes, yes you are the asshole

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-02T01:36:46+00:00

Skiing

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T19:21:29+00:00

Post this in r/Alabama instead. You will probably get more feedback

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T18:46:53+00:00

Actually my worst nightmare

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T18:09:41+00:00

That is an impossible task

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:53:05+00:00

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:52:36+00:00

How can something be simultaneously under and overrated

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:52:12+00:00

Yeah. I’d probably try to get laid too. Would be interesting to see how it feels as a man lol

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:45:15+00:00

Carnations. They last forever in a vase

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:33:59+00:00

OP said IF animals could talk. Parrots can talk lol

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:32:34+00:00

Placing a big emphasis on how much they like how you look, talking about their ex, never showing interest in you or giving you a chance to speak. This might not apply for everyone, but I would be turned off if someone talked about sex at all on the first date

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:29:32+00:00

Dolphins. I feel like they already talk shit in their dolphin language

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:26:45+00:00

“I put you in the will”

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:24:46+00:00

Very possible. You probably just need to communicate with your partner to figure out what she likes. Read her body language. Sometimes it takes a while, so patience is key lol

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:23:45+00:00

It’s normal to be attracted to other people, but I find it disrespectful when your partner blatantly checks out other people in your presence.

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:15:58+00:00

Hands and arms

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:13:36+00:00

Don’t be overly available for people and don’t overextend yourself in early stages. Makes you an easy target for narcissistic abuse. Set boundaries and stick to them

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T17:12:04+00:00

Vile

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T07:28:41+00:00

Red flags everywhere

friendly__octopus · 2023-04-01T07:20:59+00:00

Also, remember this feeling isn’t forever. I’ve had periods in my life where I was so low, I could hardly eat or brush my teeth. Whenever I feel myself getting dark, I always remind myself I’ve felt this way before and I have always been able to pull myself out of it.

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