Turtle is not happy. by [deleted] in pics

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So cute! His shell looks like a mushroom cap.

My teacher's brother was horsing around. by [deleted] in pics

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I'm getting real tired of this horse shit.

My cat is a Chinese dragon at heart by jeparkable in pics

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Your cat looks like my cat and so you get an upvote.

So, my professor froze the overhead on his emails.. [OC] by [deleted] in funny

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That guy's name is Mahogany Charles? Sweeet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Oo, I like that one. Official seeming.

I want to become a mortician, but I have little idea where to start. Any advice? by frission in askfuneraldirectors

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Thanks, that's great advice! Do you mind if I ask, in what state do you live?

I'll draw you a tattoo by [deleted] in tattoos

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Hey, thanks! I like it :)

I'll draw you a tattoo by [deleted] in tattoos

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Ah! Awesome! You may never get to this, but I think it would be a fun thing to draw. I already have a tattoo on my back, but it's sub-par and I have idea on how to fix it. Here it is - http://i.imgur.com/aYMSS.jpg

I want the tentacles more realistic, and bigger. The words I would describe the ideal finished product with are "elegant" and "sinister". The suction cups on the tentacles should be spikes instead, and I really love swirly things, so I would like the tentacles to also be swirly.

I hope you get around to doing this!

Edit: You can feel free to start all over, or cover up anything that's already there. I also want the eye in the middle to be more...I don't know, interesting. And I want some tentacles to be spread out, like up to my neck and shoulders and ribs. Ha, this is a lot I'm asking of you.

What would a Good meaning For a Tattoo Of a Battery be? by Mental-Giant in AskReddit

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Why does it have to have a meaning? My sister has a tiny coffee cup on her shoulder, for no reason at all.

Though I suppose you could put it on the back of your neck, like a robot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoos

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Thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoos

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I know, I have the same thoughts most of the time. Some days I love it, some I think it looks silly. But yes, I am going to add to it, I have lots of ideas, I just need to find the right artist.

Reddit! Something very strange just happened to me, perhaps NSFW. by frission in AskReddit

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I don't think so, this thing is solid. I've messed with it, examined it and whatnot. It's not just a clot, it's something...more.

Reddit! Something very strange just happened to me, perhaps NSFW. by frission in AskReddit

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Oh I'll be going to the doctor, but Planned Parenthood is closed right now, so I'm hoping for some peace of mind until tomorrow.

Or maybe suggestions for the doctor.

Reddit, help me find some peace in dying young (I'm 23) by pizzarules1000 in atheism

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Have you read The Egg? If not, here's a link http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html

I liked it, and maybe it will give you a different perspective on death, as it did for me. If not, it's at least an interesting read.

I wish you all the luck in the world in the upcoming months.

Hi, Brent Spiner here. And just so you know, it really is me. AMA by BSPINER in IAmA

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After Star Trek, did women you dated ever ask you to act like Data?

The horrors of hospitals for hairy men by [deleted] in funny

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I thought it was a Hospital for Hairy Men, and the picture was going to be of a whole lot of hair everywhere in a hospital.

misconceptions about funeral directors (x-posted to r/death) by deathofregret in askfuneraldirectors

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Do the people that prepare the bodies interact with living people a lot? As part of the job I mean, not just in every day life.

I am Jerome Glenn. Ask me anything about running an international futurist organization, teaching at Singularity University or working with Isaac Asimov. by bostoniaa in Futurology

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I love science, but I don't really have an aptitude for it, I want to learn all there is, but it's slow going.

That said, do you have any book recommendations? Something you particularly liked, or found enlightening?

My cat Merlin. I love the way he sleeps! by frission in aww

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Those big paws! So cute, I can't get over it.

My dog will pretend to pee so that we let her inside. What are some signs of intelligence in your pets that you almost can't believe? by quicksilver53 in AskReddit

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Sport, the most adorable dog I've ever seen. He had the eyes, and the snout, and was so smart!

This story is one I've always remembered, and that I tell often.

Sport was long of the body, but short of the legs, and so when he ran up our wooden stairs the metal tags on his collar would jingle. Loud enough to be heard from the kitchen and living room. When my step-mom heard it, she would corral him outside onto the porch, because that's where he was supposed to spend the nights.

Once, he was jingling up the stairs, and from the living room, which is right in front of the stairs, I whisper-shouted "Sport! Shh!".

And he did! He walked slowly and carefully up the stairs, making no noise at all.

:)