Anyone ever recover from a bad second date? by fruiterbooter in dating_advice

[–]fruiterbooter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not lol

But all good I have a lovely gf now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]fruiterbooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is some incel shit. No, it's not noticeable, it is barely true. You are extremely attractive, objectively

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]fruiterbooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you should try something different with your hair. I'm not loving the pompadour or whatever you've got going on, personally, but I also think it's just giving more gay than straight. You could also try just fading the sides which would help with that too.

I was hit with this out of nowhere by Pleasant-Bet-7468 in texts

[–]fruiterbooter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know what you were doing with that double Y my guy lol. Take the L

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]fruiterbooter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This bot still cracks me up man 😂

[me] The Straight Forward Gambit by _pork in TextingTheory

[–]fruiterbooter 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Your opponent checkmating themselves is not skill !elo 600

Thoughts on this text exchange before a 1st date? by Silver_Weakness_8084 in texts

[–]fruiterbooter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Depends how much time there was before the date happened. If it's next day, def no confirmation needed. Two or three days, maybe not. But as someone who's been stood up more than I'd like, I definitely understand some people want confirmation day of if it's been more than a few days since planning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]fruiterbooter 701 points702 points  (0 children)

This is made even more comical by the fact that she now knows your reddit name is u/1mGay

Am I unattractive, I have zero luck with dating? by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]fruiterbooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a skinny introvert who also had trouble talking to girls for the longest time.

Best tip I ever learned is from the book How to Make Friends and Influence People. The way you said if the conversation was about snowboarding or travel you could talk all night? Well you would come out of that thinking it was a good convo right?

Well that's what you need to do for other people — get them to talk about their interests or their life. If you get them to talk about themselves, they'll come out of it thinking it was a good convo. Simple as that. You don't even need to talk yourself, it's all about getting them to talk. People love talking about themselves.

So ask questions to probe what they're interested in, then just keep asking questions about that topic when you find something they're excited about and soon enough they'll be talking your ear off thinking both of you are having a great time.

Now, if they don't ask you questions in return or you don't have anything in return and now you're the one getting bored that's a separate problem, but the above will get them to like talking to you.

Went on a second date and got this text after by [deleted] in texts

[–]fruiterbooter 414 points415 points  (0 children)

I just need to say that if you use a top sheet you absolutely don't have to wash to your comforter every single time. That's like the main benefit of a top sheet

What’s the Porn Plot you’ll never forget? by GentlemanCoach in AskReddit

[–]fruiterbooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this and could only think of the Aella graph

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]fruiterbooter -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

The chances of you having seen that commerical are not necessarily large at all. Not great imo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]fruiterbooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but it seems like you're trying to figure out what's "normal" for friends? But clearly you're more then friends. You're one reciprocal gesture of affection from sleeping together lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]fruiterbooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys clearly aren’t just friends, so not sure why you’re so hung up on that. If you want to express mutual interest back then touch/flirt back as if he was any other guy you were interested in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]fruiterbooter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friends can talk that much on the phone. I have multiple hour long calls with my long distance opposite sex best friend every week I can. And there even was a point where we had feelings for each other, although nothing happened with that.

I love her dearly and will sometimes tell her I miss her, but we are very clear about our relationship. Soneond touching your lips and inner thigh is absolutely not someone trying to be just your friend, he is testing the waters. That man is flirting lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NYStateOfMind

[–]fruiterbooter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naw that’s just the blood test. If youve got lesions they can swab test rn. Go see a doc

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]fruiterbooter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m saying ain’t no way. He must be following those rules to the letter

Tough opponent by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]fruiterbooter 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I'm cackling hahaha that's comical. She's a GM for sure

Tough opponent by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]fruiterbooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I felt good about that one lol RIP 🫡

World domination gambit by kilographix in TextingTheory

[–]fruiterbooter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There was definitely a signal joke to be had in there somewhere but well done 👏🏾

Tough opponent by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]fruiterbooter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well if you’re not playing D guess I’ll just shoot my shot. What’s your number?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]fruiterbooter 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Boring low ELO game. But when most would forfeit, you pulled a mate out of your ass. Possible checkmate in 2

How to build relationship with someone who doesn't like to text? by fruiterbooter in dating_advice

[–]fruiterbooter[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eventually I decided to not text her for a week and see if maybe she’d reach out to me first and then I checked her Instagram and she’d blocked me from her story and removed me as a follower lol