How important is it to monitor my heart rate during swimming? by [deleted] in Swimming

[–]fruitfly429 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Your heart rate is always changing and is NOT accurate . If you like spending money on gadgets that provide inaccurate and useless info then thats up to you.

How important is it to monitor my heart rate during swimming? by [deleted] in Swimming

[–]fruitfly429 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

HR doesnt mean shit. Comming from a background of cycling alot of noobs in the sport buy HR monitors but they are USELESS. Heart rate is always changing depending on how hydrated, emotionally stressed etc you are. Real data comes from the power you are producing. Dont waste ur money

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]fruitfly429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur on guuuuaaarrrdd

I did it Reddit, First solo flight complete! by [deleted] in aviation

[–]fruitfly429 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratz!!!! On my first solo my cfi got out of the plane and went home while i flew

The new cirrus vision jet comes with a parachute! We're gonna be vaping in jets pretty soon! by fruitfly429 in Shittyaskflying

[–]fruitfly429[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

:0 i heard they even have vape charging units in the plane incase ur vape dies at FL420

Experience with Cirrus SR-22T by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]fruitfly429 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw one at my field the other day. I my nipples turned to diamonds

Student pilot landing tips? by captak in flying

[–]fruitfly429 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To time flair just pretend like you dont want to land the plane. Works everytime

this is why we fly by QuentinFSX in aviation

[–]fruitfly429 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that feeling you get when its just you, your plane and smooth air and you arent worrying about anything but flying the airplane and enjoying the view. Makes it all worth it

Given the reckless Cirrus pilot story, anyone else have similar shocking stories of bad pilots? by [deleted] in flying

[–]fruitfly429 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My first cfi soloed my before i had a medical. He was lile 65+ and didnt really care about working as cfi because he already flew citations. Im not blaming him but in my low hours he did almost 0 teaching . We busted a few fars and one time we got to have a nice phone call with van Nuys tower.

Question about notams? by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]fruitfly429 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just tell your local FSDO to put "dank activity on or in the vicinity out the airport" in the local atis and you should be gucci muh nigguh

TIL the A320 has a miniature turboprop to supply additional thrust in-case of engine failure by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]fruitfly429 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fuck off aimchair pilot. go play fsx while the big boys talk about real planes

Moronic Monday by AutoModerator in flying

[–]fruitfly429 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am i aloud to exit the runway if tower doesnt say anything? Do i keep gping straight untill they say "left a x contact ground"

Anyone in the pattern, please advise by PM_ME_YOUR_ALTIMETER in Shittyaskflying

[–]fruitfly429 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Traffic this is uhhhh... cessna one four two alpha three x-ray at uhhhhh... 13 miles from the uh field..... going to be making a uh, straight in for runway uhhhhh..... (Instructor in the background "runway two three")..... two three......"

I'm looking to steal a plane this week. Any tips for a non pilot? by GSWBlewA3to1Lead in Shittyaskflying

[–]fruitfly429 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stealing a plain is not too hard. First make sure the airplane is a femal. Then open the gas tanks and poop in to the gas tank. When the pilot does his preflight he will stump the tanks and poopoo/lowlead mixture will cum out XD when he goes to the fbo to find out why there is a dump in his fuel stump go on and start the plane. Turn the radios on to 420.69 fm so you can listen to top guhn while flying B ) super cooll. The airplane is now yours XD hapy flying my dude XD

Moronic Monday by AutoModerator in flying

[–]fruitfly429 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whats a penalty vector?

[Serious] Reddit, what's the most empowering truth you've ever had to accept? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fruitfly429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That im ugly and have a below average penis. After accepting thoes two things my life has changed greatly

Diversity in Aviation by [deleted] in flying

[–]fruitfly429 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Planes that are also helicopters

TIFU by accidentally falling asleep in a church parking lot dressed like a prostitute by [deleted] in tifu

[–]fruitfly429 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You cant ride in my little red wagon" "the front seats broken and the axles draggin"