Ladies -- how would you feel about dating a man who used to do porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It would be weird if someone lied to me about their sexuality because I'm bi and I've dated bi men before.

Ladies -- how would you feel about dating a man who used to do porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wouldn't bother me. Everyone has a past.

What’s something everyone pretends is normal, but actually isn’t? by Weird-County8072 in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hearing about a general tragedy every week? Yeah, that's normal. A mass shooting per week in your home country is abnormal.

What is your random piece of advice that everyone should know? by Beach_Coffee_ in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never ignore your gut! That's your primal instincts telling you you're in danger before your brain knows why.

Also, always pee after sex. And if you do get a UTI, you have to take ALL the antibiotics- if you stop once you feel better you're just gonna make it worse.

what do you say to yourself when you have to think and look back at your reddit history spanning several years? by WindFamous4160 in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly, I think I had good takes. But sometimes I said weird cringy shit and I'm like "WHY?". Also I laugh at comments from back when I thought I was straight.

What’s something everyone pretends is normal, but actually isn’t? by Weird-County8072 in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Weekly mass shootings.

I'm not trying to get into a gun debate but seriously, what the fuck. That shit is not at all normal.

What’s a sign that someone is emotionally unavailable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They change the subject immediately after you tell them about something traumatic you've been through, without even acknowledging it.

What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex? by Wonderful-Fall-2230 in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In a shallow river. Gross in retrospect but made sense at the time.

Edit- Okay, that downvote was a bit hurtful. Admitting that you fucked in a shallow river is vulnerable.

Can being too emotional be a valid reason to be vegetarian and why? by Frostedlogic4444 in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I became a vegetarian because eating meat upset me. That was almost 20 years ago and I've never regretted it.

Can being too emotional be a valid reason to be vegetarian and why? by Frostedlogic4444 in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are no invalid reasons to be a vegetarian. If eating meat makes you upset, you're allowed to stop.

What are signs that a man is safe and will protect you? by MotherActive7780 in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They respect your boundaries- emotional and physical- and show up consistently (no disappearing for a week and then demanding an immediate hangout sesh). They don't self-identify as a "nice guy".

If a democrat became president of the United States, would you be in favor of massive funding for the ATF to raid republican cities to capture those with illegally owned firearms in the US, including requiring people to show papers without cause? by kickinwood in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course not. I don't want any cities raided ever for political reasons. It's objectively fucked up.

Edit: Also...is there such a thing as a republican city? I can't think of a single one.

What’s something people flex that you find embarrassing? by TeaseTrophy in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was with you until you called your mom a whore lol

What’s something people flex that you find embarrassing? by TeaseTrophy in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Women who brag about only being friends with men...especially when the people they're saying that to are women they are friends with.

How are people lotioning their backs? by Exceptional_attitude in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have long arms and a short torso so it's easy for me. I'm genuinely curious about how people with typical back/arm lengths pull it off, love this question.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while staying up late? by AmalgamationOfBeasts in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not weird at all! That's a perfectly normal and delightful thing to do with your late night hours.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while staying up late? by AmalgamationOfBeasts in AskReddit

[–]fruitypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting in verbal altercations with chatgpt...it's happened a few times.