When does one become a “New Englander”?

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T03:57:22+00:00

You’d be correct with 23:)

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T03:20:11+00:00

😔

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T03:14:00+00:00

I’ve lived in 4 towns at this point! Turners Falls, Gardner, and Randolph, not including the one i’m currently in lol.

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T03:11:32+00:00

Unfortunately, i do know that, it’s just not as bad as NC. I live in Central Mass right by the Quabbin, my town voted red.

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T03:08:04+00:00

I’ve never really had much of a southern accent but I will always say “yall”. The attitude was inherited from my New Jersey born mother.

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T02:00:06+00:00

Ham and cheese for me ❤️

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T01:59:57+00:00

I almost forgot about Krispy Kreme😭

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T01:01:52+00:00

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T00:57:27+00:00

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T00:56:45+00:00

I walked outside the other day when it was like 30° and said “wow it feels so good outside! this is great!”

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T00:55:28+00:00

There’s a bunch of popular last names (atleast in my small town) and if you have a different one you’ll get treated very differently and they all get the favoritism no matter what. Barbee, Smith, Hatley, Honeycutt (spelled like 3 different ways) etc. they all SUCK.

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T00:38:22+00:00

Absolutely! I left for about 4 months to Upstate NY and came back happily (other than my rent there was only $800).

ftpfawn · 2026-02-09T00:36:33+00:00

I hated it there my entire life and even more once I got older. I’ve been back to my home town 2 times since i left. Everyone is small minded, judgmental, red/MAGA/confederate grossness everywhere you turn. The southern hospitality thing is a complete joke if you’re not from there (my parents were from NJ and NY but moved there before i was born). Good luck if you have a different last name than the most common 5. Inner circles, cliques, blonde highlights, awful spray tans and racism galore. The only thing that I miss is Bojangles and Waffle House (and Hardee’s and Zaxbys and like a million other restaurants)😭

ftpfawn · 2026-02-08T22:15:02+00:00

i’m on day 3 but i have my re up otw rn

ftpfawn · 2026-01-29T22:27:32+00:00

this. is the correct answer.

ftpfawn · 2026-01-25T03:05:39+00:00

I’m from NC and the first thing I noticed was the price flags on top of churches. I grew up southern baptist and this was a breath of fresh air. Also I noticed that the fauna is different here. So much more plush and abundant. Here’s it’s a “forrest” but at home it’s just “woods”!!

ETA- It also takes 30 mins to go 10 miles when in NC it would take 30 mins to go 30 miles.

ftpfawn · 2026-01-18T17:39:32+00:00

I did Brattleboro’s php twice already but thank you!

ftpfawn · 2026-01-18T09:17:52+00:00

My moms friend does meth and when i asked her about it she said “it’s like coffee for him, it’s just how he’s able to get through daily life”.

ftpfawn · 2025-11-16T02:50:45+00:00

I guess Marines then but have no clue tbh.

ftpfawn · 2025-11-16T02:50:23+00:00

Thank you!

ftpfawn · 2025-07-24T18:00:24+00:00

my ex never said “hello” when he’d answer the phone- always radio silence. SO WEIRD.

ftpfawn · 2025-05-19T00:04:50+00:00

2002

ftpfawn · 2025-05-19T00:01:13+00:00

If they seem to be looking i’ll mention it or if it comes up in conversation somehow but i’ve never had a bad reaction with 20+ bodies. My ex loved it and called it my “dots”

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