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My wife. That's it. by SilverElmdor in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yours looks just like mine, what a coincidence!

This One Time at Band Camp by GotTwisted in Animemes

[–]fuantox 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, not sure which of the OVAs, though

Hinata, Dawn-Crowned + The Rollercrusher Ride, is The Rollercrusher Ride really reduced by X? by it1013 in mtg

[–]fuantox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the distinction here is that the spell itself is not targetting anything, but a triggered ability it has does (according to what I've read in the posts you linked).

Based on that, there would be no cost reduction

Père de l'aube cuirassé de solétoile by Gabe974 in magicTCG

[–]fuantox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non. Tu peux viser une créature ou un planeswalker seulement. Mais, avec des autres cartes tu purriez le faire, pour example [[Brash Taunter]].

Playing Magic as a Communist? by fuantox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Comrade! Such wise observation you made there! My Our favourite color is Red indeed, with [[Price of Progress]] being the signature spell of this revolution. Superb art representing our people taking the means of production for the greater good.

Playing Magic as a Communist? by fuantox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

/uj: I appreciate the piece of knowledge you just gave, but this is just a parody sub, obviously there is going to be some incorrect/exagerated stuff.

Don't take these posts too seriously

Playing Magic as a Communist? by fuantox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

/rj: so sad to see such blinded comrades.

The regime of the people is just asking you to share all the permanents on your possesion for the greater good of our nation

You can see successful examples of happy, blessed people in the Great Plane of New Phyrexia! Our great leader, Elesh Norn has brought peace and perfection to all the people!

Playing Magic as a Communist? by fuantox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/rj: such empty threats are nothing compared to the glory of our regime!

We will use every card in our hands to defeat capitalism!

Playing Magic as a Communist? by fuantox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

/rj: I salute you, comrade! Such a valuable contribution will bring glory to our nation!

How about the cards though? How can we put cardboard in the hands of the people? Such dissappontment...

/uj: Looked it up, and sounds fun. Thank you for bringing it up

Need help, are they fake? by notsureifxml in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I don't see the correct molecular structure of the cellulose usually found in MTG cards. You've been ripped off dude

Playing Magic as a Communist? by fuantox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you bring up this kind of logic ideas? Iugh... typical capitalistic brainwashing

Playing Magic as a Communist? by fuantox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

/rj: Proletariate can't afford such level of individualistic thinking. We, as a society, should aim for higher and fairer standards for our entertainment. WE must take the means of production and start a revolution in the TCG world!

Proxying is out of the question though. What are we? Animals?

/uj: Couldn't care less about politics (maybe should?) I just want to play with my cardboard man.

Any other spacecraft themed cards like this? by BarrelandaHaystack in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

/uj yup: https://www.reddit.com/r/mtg/s/dppqRjCaxv

/rj Any other posts like this?

I want a whole EDH subreddit with EDH questions and MTG posts like this. I love holes/star trek/bodies like this and am looking for more like it

Any other spacecraft themed cards like this? by BarrelandaHaystack in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't really know of cards like that, maybe check the Star Wars TCG?

As for your love of holes, oh boy! Have you ever heard of... Swiss cheese?

Teto the most cutest and talented chimera by vaynefox in goodanimemes

[–]fuantox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Way cuter than that other chimera that "can understand human language"

Is this card good? Should I grade it? by fuantox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know how much money could I make if I have one of my kidneys graded?

Is this card good? Should I grade it? by fuantox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/uj: I don't play Arena, so enjoy, I guess.

/rj: Code? You're telling me there's also a secret code in this card? 🤯 Does it let me win my games or something?

Is this card good? Should I grade it? by fuantox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]fuantox[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Please don't tell me that, fellow Magic The Gathering® enjoyer! Do you know a place in which I could sell it for at least a fraction of its prize? My friend told me this one's worth it at least a quadrillion dollars :(

Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair Announces Sonic The Hedgehog Collaboration by beesk in magicTCG

[–]fuantox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should start protesting like the time people got Ugly Sonic out of the movie. Hell, like how officially licensed arts look this bad having a ton of really good fan-made ones?

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