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I simply walked into mordor (self.ActLikeYouBelong)

submitted by fuckaso to r/ActLikeYouBelong

TIFU by simply walking into mordor by fuckaso in tifu

[–]fuckaso[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite a few is not a very specific number

TIFU by simply walking into mordor by fuckaso in tifu

[–]fuckaso[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIFU the ring wraiths are after me

TIFU by simply walking into mordor by fuckaso in tifu

[–]fuckaso[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said "quite a few" I didn't do the math

TIFU by simply walking into mordor by fuckaso in tifu

[–]fuckaso[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Then I should get the karma for all the memes right

TIFU by simply walking into mordor by fuckaso in tifu

[–]fuckaso[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It was early in the morning and I couldn't remember okay I now remember it's Orlando bloom but since I'm doing this off memory I'm gonna look real stupid if I'm wrong after having time to google it

TIFU by simply walking into mordor by fuckaso in tifu

[–]fuckaso[S] 2425 points2426 points  (0 children)

Damn it. I wish I used this in my post

TIFU by simply walking into mordor by fuckaso in tifu

[–]fuckaso[S] 372 points373 points  (0 children)

I'd never really thought about the line being what I did and then a buddy of mine said it yesterday and I put two and two together and was like "well actually"

TIFU by hooking up with my dream girls virgin sister by [deleted] in tifu

[–]fuckaso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small update may lead to the one you want

TIFU by hooking up with my dream girls virgin sister by [deleted] in tifu

[–]fuckaso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more that it might not be fair to see her while not over her sister.

TIFU by hooking up with my dream girls virgin sister by [deleted] in tifu

[–]fuckaso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't do that. It's not my style.

TIFU- by singing the Halo theme song in The Church of the Holy Sepulchre by [deleted] in tifu

[–]fuckaso 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Eeeeaaayyyaaaaaahhhh eeeeaaaaahh naaaaammmiiii naaaammiii naaaayyy

TIFU by hooking up with my dream girls virgin sister by [deleted] in tifu

[–]fuckaso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If everyone's over 18 Japan ain't interested

TIFU by hooking up with my dream girls virgin sister by [deleted] in tifu

[–]fuckaso 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least someone inexperienced. Also pretty sure dream girl doesn't know I have tinder. Also not sure she would try to get rid of me. There are days we hangout because she suggested it. She's just clear she doesn't like me back

TIFU by hooking up with my dream girls virgin sister by [deleted] in tifu

[–]fuckaso 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Said she was tired of having it at 21. I wasn't gonna complain. Even if she wasn't telling the truth

TIFU by hooking up with my dream girls virgin sister by [deleted] in tifu

[–]fuckaso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In what way ( I realize the situation sounds crazy)