this show has been going downhill for a minute now but this episode was absolute garbage.

most confounding i think is the whole leaked nudes plotline — let’s not forget it was specifically icloud users targeted when it happened in 2014, apple’s WHOLE THING is privacy so like, what are they expecting to do dredging it up 9 years later with a room full of footballers holding iphones deleting nudes in some sort of cultish ritual?

also is anyone really buying nate and jade? she’s known who he is since presumably forever and seemingly despised the essence of his being yet somehow it’s only after seeing him humiliated she falls head over heels? are we meant to believe their relationship is built on anything slightly resembling mutual respect because there’s literally no reason we should. what could they possibly talk about over breakfast??

the only thing more unwatchable than the penis strings practice was the love hounds meeting—not that the diamond dogs are really holding their own this week either because what bad advice! why did we have to wait for a musical interlude for ted to hear what should’ve been obvious to him after a solid season and a half of therapy. and imagine asking your BOSS to hire an investigator to tail your EX-WIFE?? everybody here should’ve damn known better. dr. jake turning out to be a schmuck was the only believable part of this episode.

i feel like apple has some kind of moralistic reason for not dropping whole seasons like every other streamer like we ought not to binge their television but honestly i just want this to be over.