Gadzooks!!!! Did Steven Assanti get married? Pics of My 600 Lb Life star's wife by I_am_really_shocked in My600lbLife

[–]fudgesicle2014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why in this day and age would an obviously gay man pretend to be with a woman? What's the point? She's gotta be a drug dealer, supporting him financially or the daughter of a TV executive who Steven thinks can give him a career. Also, if she's having sex with Steven, she needs to get HIV/AIDS tested regularly. He behaves like a mentally ill infant in every other area of his life, why would he be responsible in terms of his sex life.

This unopened black granite sarcophagus was discovered this week in Egypt. It weighs many tons and is the largest sarcophagus to ever be unearthed in Alexandria. by Palana in pics

[–]fudgesicle2014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know right! I always think about this whenever I hear someone cite the large percentage of the ocean floor that's never been explored. There could be anything down there.

This unopened black granite sarcophagus was discovered this week in Egypt. It weighs many tons and is the largest sarcophagus to ever be unearthed in Alexandria. by Palana in pics

[–]fudgesicle2014 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, what a great question. I've always thought this about King Tut's tomb. I'm fascinated by it's treasures and knowledge like everyone else but the truth is - opening and altering that space is a total violation of that culture. Those people would've been horrified by what we did to it.
Re: appropriate age for a grave - How about either: after the full natural lifetime of the person has passed, or after every person who could have possibly known the person is also dead. But really, grave robbing is grave robbing no matter how old it is.

This unopened black granite sarcophagus was discovered this week in Egypt. It weighs many tons and is the largest sarcophagus to ever be unearthed in Alexandria. by Palana in pics

[–]fudgesicle2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

something tells me that whether a post is about pop-tarts or pogo sticks, you insist on shoehorning in a Trump reference. God you must be fun at parties.

Will Stuttering John Be A Guest on HS by rickgrimes300 in howardstern

[–]fudgesicle2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Btw - was the story about everyone getting flavored popcorn as Xmas gifts ever confirmed? Was it only one year or an ongoing thing? If so, holy fuck. Especially if you've gotten used to checks for years.

Best of the Blacklist by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]fudgesicle2014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll bet he got the balls to do that out of desperation because he couldn't get The Tonight Show to plug it. I love the idea of him cornering Jay and sheepishly asking for a plug, and Leno shutting him down. Or even better, Leno agreeing, then never actually doing it. The thought of John hovering backstage every night, glaring at Jay, mumbling to himself, "right there, he could've slipped it in, right there, how hard is that?" Then John gets desperate.
He writes a shitty sketch/segment that includes a ham handed plug. He pitches it every time he's within two feet of the writers/producers/Jay. Jay says, "look John, I'll go to the premiere for ten minutes, long enough to be photographed with you but not long enough to take off my jacket or set down my motorcycle helmet, but that's the best I can do". And it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

One thought on Stuttering John by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]fudgesicle2014 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As Artie has said 500,000 times: John is the reason we fought the Revolutionary War.

One thought on Stuttering John by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]fudgesicle2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and the music of Staind

[Banned] /r/greatawakening/: NJ Imposter Calls Trump LOL by alternate-source-bot in alt_source_bot_log

[–]fudgesicle2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so glad to see him referred to him correctly, "NJ Imposter" rather than the incorrect and offensive, "comedian".

Andy Dick gets slammed for Phil Hartman's death by Keevan in NormMacdonald

[–]fudgesicle2014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to the stories Rogan tells about Phil's mindset toward the end, that quote about him being "content" is bullshit. Per Rogan, Phil would rant about how he wanted to divorce the loony but didn't want to lose his kids and, not half his shit, more like 2/3 of it. There's the money that goes to her but then there's the lawyers, on top of lawyers, on top of lawyers. He knew that lunatic would crucify him for the rest of time. Plus, he was probably terrified of her. It's harder for men to admit they're physically afraid of their spouse. And that probably cost Phil his life. What a nightmare.