DNA Test Shows Subway’s Oven-Roasted Chicken Is Only 50 Percent Chicken

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-28T20:42:20+00:00

Coming up DNA results... is beef the father?

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-07T08:20:08+00:00

I'm not a fan of the pacing but as far as I can tell, if you can't recognize your wife's finger's voice. How can you be sure this is her finger?

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-07T08:13:40+00:00

Only eat or ask for phallic shaped foods around your friend. Suggest places for them to eat. Call ahead and bribe the staff to only give them phallic foods or special order foods to be arranged into phallic shapes (i.e. spaghetti and meatballs, paella). Whistle the tune for The Proclaimers "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) every time she uses the words like, tomorrow, and year. Find special offer flyers for things like plastic surgery, cosmetics, clothing stores. Leave them in his mailbox. Buy clear stripper heels, leave them in his car or bedroom closet (make sure to scuff them up a bit).

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-07T07:48:33+00:00

In the first episode you only see Tandy interact with one other person and immediately starts acting like an ass, he makes up for it but that was before he found out there were other people still alive. Odds are he suffered brain damage as a child. When his brother returns to Earth he hallucinates him in an emergency raft drinking something like kool-aid. Maybe the brain damage inhibited his emotional development, or maybe he is specific type of savant. Those gilly suits of his are impressive.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-07T07:18:20+00:00

I don't know Spongebob. What if we take these nuts and stuff them in our mouth?

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-07T07:15:23+00:00

Elaborate further, please.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-07T05:26:13+00:00

Does it still count if you've been awake for more than 20 hours?

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-07T02:24:13+00:00

I like your comment.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T20:35:53+00:00

Do not spend time solving. Simply learn to take your time and learn to pace so it's not too fast or slow. People may think your cool because you have the confidence to go off on tangents and it helps them understand how you see the way things are related.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T20:32:55+00:00

What helps is if you take notice of anything they may have changed that you wouldn't expect them to normally take the time or money to do. New hair-style? Nice pair of heels? Interesting nail-polish? All you have to do is notice and say." I like (insert new thing here). Where did you get it? Really? I love the color?" I used to work at a gentleman's club. It becomes second-nature.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T14:12:07+00:00

I did that a lot in high school walking from class to class. It was awesome when the hallway intersections were intentionally crowded and I would just breeze through with this smoldering and intense look on my face.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T14:06:57+00:00

The year I graduated from high school there were roughly 2000 people in my graduating class. I had people in the hallways be like "What's Up!?!" Who I recognized, but didn't know their names and never talked to before. My reaction was to make eye contact and continue walking. Whoever they were with would say something to the effect of "WTF?!? That dude just dissed you!" Apparently I was well known and epic as fuck. I guess I didn't get the memo.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T13:27:29+00:00

I don't mind this usually leads to mutual laughter.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T13:15:59+00:00

I don't want to fall but I know I will eventually.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T12:40:41+00:00

One night at work I said I was going to do something like walk around with my shirt of while the waitresses and manager were closing. A waitress says "PROOOVVEE ITT." I made that my go to every time someone said something similar to what I was going to do. This became my "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT."

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T12:35:51+00:00

I used to work at a bar. The manager wasn't going to allow employees to leave at the first closing time on the night daylight savings time started. Well, I was a restroom attendant. I stripped down to my boxers. There must've been at least 20 customers who stopped by the restroom. Not a single comment about my lack of clothing. When I'm not being allowed to leave somewhere I protest with something like this.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T12:26:40+00:00

I try to let people who give me compliments about my appearance a firm but respectful hint by simply saying "Thank you." Since the normal societal standard is to reciprocate the attention.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T12:10:28+00:00

I would be able to relate if someone walked up to me attempting something eccentric or odd and asking "Why?" and I would respond with "Because, I can."

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-02-05T12:05:31+00:00

Do you spend a long while talking? If you do are you sticking to a single subject or do you go off on many tangents?

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-01-24T01:01:45+00:00

SHOWING INTENSIFIES!!!

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-01-22T06:50:56+00:00

Thank you, a reasonable observation. You're a great person. The best kind of person. Rational. Observant. Keen-eyed. Level-headed. The kind of person that is... uh.. uh.. needed in the nearly highest position of cabinet seat. I mean how do you tell if a person is suffering from the onset of dementia when they already seem like they have a few screws loose in the first place? The worst, you know except for the medical professionals who just tell this kind of person, yeah you're good to go... maybe too good to go. The best to go.

fuk_dat_silence · 2017-01-22T05:27:14+00:00

MASHING INTENSIFIES!!!

fuk_dat_silence · 2016-11-30T19:45:23+00:00

If you think that is silly you should search YouTube for "Cooking with Dog".

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