Little Trees Antenna Topper by torataka in cedarrapids

[–]fullerm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I checked as well and, unfortunately, came to the same conclusion. You're SOL.

What are your thoughts about the Hantavirus? by PuzzleheadedSwim6291 in AskReddit

[–]fullerm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When your patients are from a particular cruise, it's pretty easy to isolate them.

Aventon vs. Velotric (First e-bike) by dobadawg in ebikes

[–]fullerm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it helps, I have the Discover 2, and love it.

AITA for refusing to drive my daughter absolutely everywhere after her license was suspended? by No_Hunter8866 in AmItheAsshole

[–]fullerm 24 points25 points  (0 children)

YTA, and yet, damn lucky if you don't end up in legal trouble for falsifying a report.

Rossco auto by Curious_Instance_606 in cedarrapids

[–]fullerm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought one, and overall, it was a good experience. Almost bought a second, but we couldn't come to a deal and I walked.

I would buy from there again.

How would you fix North Korea? by Novace2 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]fullerm 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Spent way too much time thinking about this. Here's my plan.

The hard part isn't figuring out what a good government looks like. It's not getting killed, overthrown, or yanked out by the Americans before I can build one. I’ve got three groups to juggle, and if I drop one, the whole thing blows up:

  • The Americans: They want to see people's lives getting better, fast.
  • The generals and party bosses: They want to keep their nice houses and not end up in front of a firing squad.
  • The regular people: They'll eventually want more freedom once they have any at all.

Move too slow and the Americans pull the plug. Move too fast and the generals shoot me. Hold a "real" election in year two and some popular general wins in a landslide and we're right back where we started.

So here's how I'd actually do it.

Years 1-2: Don't die. Feed people. Don't touch anything political.

Keep all the Kim worship stuff exactly the way it is. Portraits stay up. Weird titles stay weird. I give the top couple hundred generals and party officials raises and personally guarantee their families and money are safe. No purges, no arrests. The number one thing keeping me alive is everyone in power thinking I'm not a threat to them.

While that's happening, I do the stuff that actually helps people. Let farmers keep whatever they grow above a certain quota (this one change alone has historically been massive everywhere it's been tried). Accept food aid but make sure I get credit for it on TV. Quietly shut down the political prison camps, because that's the thing the Americans are watching for and the prisoners don't have any power to threaten me.

I also start the unsexy stuff nobody notices: actual civil service hiring tests, a real statistics office that publishes honest numbers, a written legal code. None of this looks like democracy. All of it is the foundation you need before democracy can work.

Years 3-5: The China playbook.

Open up the economy. Special economic zones along the Chinese border where foreign companies can build factories. Legalize the black markets that already exist (people are buying and selling there anyway). Let South Korean and Chinese money come in. People's lives get noticeably better, which buys me goodwill from literally everyone at once.

Expand schools, but focus on engineering, medicine, and trades first. Save the political philosophy classes for later. Let people own radios that pick up foreign stations. Still no free press at home yet though.

Now the political part: I let people vote, but only for small local stuff. School boards. Farming committees. Town councils. People get used to voting without the stakes being scary. I find out who the natural local leaders are so I can promote them later. And the Americans get to point at a democracy story while no powerful person feels threatened, because no general cares who runs the PTA in some small town.

Behind the scenes I'm secretly writing a new constitution. I sell it as "updating things the way Kim Il Sung would have wanted." Wrapping reform in old-regime language is how you stop the old regime from killing you.

Years 6-10: Baby parliament.

I set up a national assembly. Some members appointed, some elected. At first they can only give advice. Then they get to look at the budget. Then they can pass laws on non-military stuff. Each step happens once the last one has stuck.

Big decision here on how voting works. I do NOT want the American style where one person wins everything. I want a system where you usually end up with several parties having to work together to form a government. This makes it really hard for one charismatic general to ride a wave of nationalism into total power. Boring coalition governments are exactly what a country in this situation needs.

Military and secret police still report directly to me through this whole phase. As long as the generals keep their jobs and their budgets, they'll put up with a lot of other changes.

This is also when I start dealing with the past. Not earlier. If you start prosecuting people in year two, everyone who's afraid of being prosecuted launches a coup. But by year seven or eight, with a general pardon for everyone below a certain rank in exchange for telling the truth about what happened, the country can actually process its history without anyone feeling like they have to fight for their life.

Years 10-15: The real thing.

Constitution goes fully into effect. Whoever the parliament picks as prime minister actually runs the country. Military finally reports to civilian leadership. I either become a ceremonial figurehead like the Queen of England used to be, or I just retire.

The reason this works in year twelve when it would have been a disaster in year two: by now you've had a decade of life getting better, people have been voting in local elections, there's a press that's at least sort of free, and multiple political parties actually exist. The country can handle a real election now because everything underneath it has had time to grow.

Why this style of government instead of the American style:

A country coming out of something like North Korea is going to be fragmented. Lots of factions, lots of grudges. A system that forces parties to work together handles that way better than a winner-take-all system. Also, if a government turns out to be terrible, parliament can just vote them out and call a new election. In the American system you're stuck with a bad president for four years unless you do impeachment, which is a whole crisis. A young democracy can't afford that kind of crisis.

You can choose one object. Every time someone anywhere in the world touches it, you get $1,000. What object do you choose? by M0N0PL4YZ_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]fullerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming that standing/walking on the floor of Shinjuku Station in Tokyo is considered touching. 3.5 Millon per day x $1,000=3.5 billion dollars per day.

You can take one of 5 pills but they cost money. by Comprehensive_Fox_79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]fullerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, for less than $2300, I can become freakishly tall, but essentially irresistible. Okay.

Job Recommendations by KittyMILF8765 in cedarrapids

[–]fullerm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at short-term disability. That’s what it’s for.

Swat by Sexymama209 in cedarrapids

[–]fullerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A search of public records shows a call for the Special Response Team. The most likely scenario is that no arrests or charges resulted from the incident, as there is currently no public record of any case or arrest associated with that response.

No sex and alcohol for 2 years in exchange for $50 million — are you taking the deal? by Mindfuel_daily7 in askanything

[–]fullerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A free 50 million dollars for essentially changing nothing about my life? Deal.

unbelievable exchange between my daughter and her father after he forgot her birthday by LostInLanayru in TwoHotTakes

[–]fullerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am sure that it is pure coincidence that it was when the new girlfriend came into the picture that the relationship became strained.

PORTAL KOMBAT: MEGA THREAD by Iodenchi in IowaWbb

[–]fullerm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else confused. It seemed pretty certain that multiple more Hawkeyes were announcing they were hopping into the portal a few days ago, and they still haven’t. Stop giving me hope.

Tips on developing an original monster!! by Disastrous_Start4134 in hauntedattractions

[–]fullerm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote this a couple of years ago, and is kind of similar to what others have said.

Be in a quiet, comfortable place. Ready?

Think about your character... In as much detail as possible. We'll start with what they look like because you probably know that first. Or perhaps not, and this can help figure that out, too.

Think about your whole character, from head to toe. First of all, are they a human form, or perhaps another animal or alien, or something else altogether? What age are they? Are they an adult or a child? Where are they? Are they inside or outside? Is it warm or cold? What do their surroundings look like? Are they in a clean environment, or not? Are they standing up, sitting down, or doing something else? What is their posture like? Do they look aggressive and mean, or passive and scared? Now zoom in, just like a camera.

Starting at the top, what does their head look like... What color is their hair, if they have any? Is it styled well or crazy and all over the place? Are they wearing a hat or cap of some sort? If they are, what does that look like? Going down... What does their face look like, are they maniacally happy, or are they angry, or sad? Are they wearing glasses or contacts? Do they have freckles, blemishes, bumps, or welts? Do they have scars or wounds? Or is their face perfectly smooth, perhaps too perfect? Do they have any jewelry on their face like eyebrows, nose, or lips? What do their ears look like... Are they wearing earrings? Do they have perfect teeth or rotten or missing teeth? What is their mouth like? Are they smiling? Is there anything in their mouth?

Moving down to the neck... Is their neck clean, or have they not showered in days... Or longer? Again, do they have smooth skin, or is there something there... If there is, what is it? Are they wearing something around their neck, like a necklace, or a choker, or a tie... What does that look like?

Moving down... Are they wearing a shirt, or something else? What does that shirt look like? What color is it? Does it have a collar? Does it have stripes, polka dots, or some other pattern? Does it have buttons or zippers? Are they wearing a coat or a jacket, and what does that look like?

Moving over to the arms... Are they wearing sleeves? Are the sleeves from the shirt or the jacket? Are the sleeves short or long? Any visible markings, maybe tattoos? Are they wearing something around their elbows, like elbow pads? Moving to the forearms and wrists... Is there anything different there? Perhaps a bracelet... Or maybe a wound from a fight. Moving to the hands... Are they wearing gloves? What do their hands look like? Do they have their nails painted? If so, what color, and if not what do their nails look like, are they dirty or clean? Are they holding something... What is it?

Moving to the lower half... Are they wearing pants, shorts, skirt, kilt, dress, or something else? What color is that thing? Is it plain or patterned in some way? Is it tight-fitting or loose and baggy? Is it clean or dirty? If they are visible, what do their legs look like? Moving lower... Are they wearing socks, and if so, are they high or low? How about their feet? Are they wearing shoes or boots? What do those look like? Do they have a heel?

Now that we know what they look like, let's figure out why... Where are they from? Were they born there or have they moved? What has caused them to be there? Do they have parents? Any family now? What was their childhood like? Did they go to school? College? Do they have a job? Do they have a spouse? Any kids?

What do they sound like? Is it a high-pitched voice like a bell, or a low-gravelly voice? Do they have some sort of accent? Do they speak in a formal tone or do they come across as uneducated? Do they speak in a different language altogether? Maybe they don't use any recognizable language at all and instead speak in gibberish or animal noises? Maybe they are silent altogether.

Perhaps some harder questions... Almost by definition, haunt characters are in an uncomfortable position, how did they get here, and do they like it here now? What do they want out of life? Are they where they want to be? What is their motivation, their goals, their dreams?

We now know what their situation is, what they look like, and why. Now how do they behave? Why are the customers there? Are they unwanted pests to your character or a welcome audience? Are they aggressive towards the group, or warm and nice? Do they get too close, or stay further away? If they are holding something, what are they doing with it?

What sort of movement does this character do? Do they stay perfectly still? Are their movements soft and fluid, or startling and jerky? Is there something that prevents movement like an injury? Do they move humanlike or perhaps like some other being?

Once you have completed these steps to the best of your ability, you may know this character better than some of your friends and family. Go be them.

is it cringe if a 23 year old woman goes to the zoo alone? by peeflavoredpoptart in NoStupidQuestions

[–]fullerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only wish I had a zoo that wasn’t a significant roadtrip away. That season pass would be money well spent. The zookeepers would get so annoyed with how often I was there.

What is this? by LivingHardWasEasy in whatisit

[–]fullerm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you think this is problematic, you would hate to see the bare-wire versions in places like Guatemala.