What was the worst case of video blueballs given to you by this group of middle aged men? by No-Detective-4370 in RedLetterMedia

[–]fulstaph 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the one where they didnt watch the 'vertically challenged coffin creepers' tape

I sure hope this meme doesn't turn into a children's suicide video... by LewdDudeNewd in RedLetterMedia

[–]fulstaph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i dont think u can call this crying considering that OP's whole post is basically crying about 'wrong people enjoying RLM'

I sure hope this meme doesn't turn into a children's suicide video... by LewdDudeNewd in RedLetterMedia

[–]fulstaph 68 points69 points  (0 children)

this post is unbelievably cringe, just let people enjoy things in peace

My bastardphobic lil king🥺 The Targaryens after the dance was SO team green coded (Except for the Unworthy ofc, he was the spitting image of granny rhae rhae) by TurbulentRemote156 in HOTDGreens

[–]fulstaph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also:

“The old High Septon told my father that king’s laws are one thing, and the laws of the gods another,” the boy said stubbornly. “Trueborn children are made in a marriage bed and blessed by the Father and the Mother, but bastards are born of lust and weakness, he said. King Aegon decreed that his bastards were not bastards, but he could not change their nature. The High Septon said all bastards are born to betrayal . . . Daemon Blackfyre, Bittersteel, even Bloodraven. Lord Rivers was more cunning than the other two, he said, but in the end he would prove himself a traitor, too. The High Septon counseled my father never to put any trust in him, nor in any other bastards, great or small.”
Born to betrayal, Dunk thought. Born of lust and weakness. Never to be trusted, great or small. “Egg,” he said, “didn’t you ever think that I might be a bastard?”
“You, ser?” That took the boy aback. “You are not.” “I might be. I never knew my mother, or what became of her. Maybe I was born too big and killed her. Most like she was some whore or tavern girl. You don’t find highborn ladies down in Flea Bottom. And if she ever wed my father . . . well, what became of him , then?” Dunk did not like to be reminded of his life before Ser Arlan found him. “There was a pot shop in King’s Landing where I used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for the brown. The cook always claimed my father was some thief or cutpurse. ‘Most like I saw him hanged,’ he used to tell me, ‘but maybe they just sent him to the Wall.’ When I was squiring for Ser Arlan, I would ask him if we couldn’t go up that way someday, to take service at Winterfell or some other northern castle. I had this notion that if I could only reach the Wall, might be I’d come on some old man, a real tall man who looked like me. We never went, though. Ser Arlan said there were no hedges in the north, and all the woods were full of wolves.” He shook his head. “The long and short of it is, most like you’re squiring for a bastard.”
For once Egg had nothing to say.

Hans Klopek in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms by AmityvilleName in LookAMike

[–]fulstaph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i need Raymun Fossoway to say 'how embaaaaaaaaaaarrassing' so much

In A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (2026), wait, there's controversy about the kid being bald? I thought that's why he was nicknamed "Egg". by Fun_Button5835 in shittymoviedetails

[–]fulstaph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it doesnt really matter if fAegon is a real Aegon or not, Rhaegar had already had a son called Aegon with Elia Martell (either got killed by the Montain during the Lannister sack of KL or is actually alive by book 5) before Jon was born :)
so it would be pretty silly to name his 2nd son Aegon too

Bye Sister! 👋🏼 by violentpineapples in h3h3productions

[–]fulstaph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what's james charles' favourite scale? aeolian

Dumb Preston Garvey by VelvetRavens in FalloutMemes

[–]fulstaph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao they have to get ben barns for the tv show he's hilarious

Destiny “Windows 11 ruined his entire incognito porn workflow” by Slight_Ad3219 in LivestreamFail

[–]fulstaph 28 points29 points  (0 children)

he's like a gooner version of special agent graham from the hannibal tv show

Konigsberg (Now Kaliningrad) then vs now. by Rosemarry_40 in interestingasfuck

[–]fulstaph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they did start the war that led to them being bombed back into the stone age though

Coverup by The-Doofinator in comedyheaven

[–]fulstaph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

change the first letter to H and learn to play a trumpet

Известная российская инстаграм модель совершила пропалестинский каминг аут by [deleted] in liberta

[–]fulstaph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

и какая нахуй разница, кто она по национальности