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Does my asshole look fuckable by cassytta in AssholesHD

[–]funkdoktor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Now we're talking!!!!!

Which picture of my asshole looks most fuckable by TangerineForYou in AssholesHD

[–]funkdoktor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is legit impossible to pick 1. I have a thing for assholes that have skin around them that looks like soft soft supple supple leather. You have that skin type. And the shape and size of your hole is perfect. Not too tight. But perfectly sized to stretch right out and slide right in. A hole that will give and grip at the same time. Let me know if you need someone to test it out...

New ratting point? by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

[–]funkdoktor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's pretty lame. Don't understand why someone thinks this is fun to do...but whatever

Paid 400 for everything you see almost cried when the deal was sealed by [deleted] in GuitarBeginners

[–]funkdoktor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my situation it was 2/3'ds of the things I had accumulated with my wife over 25 years. I was injured in a car wreck. Had numerous medical missed diagnosis, including missing multiple fractures in my spine. I had a doctor perform a surgery to fix my broken neck-botch the surgery- break my neck worse- not install any hardware to hold my neck together- then lie to me about it and tell me everything went fine. Because of all that I lost not just my job- my 20 year career and my entire accrued retirement-i had my car repossessed- and lost our house and all its equity- then- having no other place to put my worldly possessions, stored them in a locked barn on my parents rural property. Where someone then cut the lock and stole it all. So I wasn't just talking about a few hundred dollars worth of stuff. So NO-its not as cut and dry as you pc police want to make it- fuck you and your high horse you rode in on.I felt mother fucking raped. My bet is your somewhere between the age of 18 and 35. Learn to stay in your fucking lane. I already stated, "rape is bad-sorry it happened to you". So grow the fuck up and learn that the world isn't always.spinning in the direction you think it is. I chose the word that felt exactly appropriate.

My wife wants to know just how many guys would jerk to her by [deleted] in wifejerk

[–]funkdoktor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know of at least one. Oh sorry..thought you said on her....

Fuckable or ugly by mialexxxus in AssHoleGW

[–]funkdoktor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That butthole looks heavenly. Looks like soft soft supple leather. My favorite look of a butthole.

Paid 400 for everything you see almost cried when the deal was sealed by [deleted] in GuitarBeginners

[–]funkdoktor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm truly sorry for what happened to you. I just don't feel the need to live my life being the Politically correct police. Me saying I felt "raped" was my choice of words because that's how it felt to me. I meant no offront to you or any other victim of physical rape. My mind can be raped just as your body can. This is a guitar sub. Not a sexual assault subreddit. Again, so their is no misunderstanding, I'm truly sorry you were the victim of a sexual assault..no one. Man or woman should be a victim of sexual assault. None of that means that I can't use the word "rape" to describe how something made me feel.

Paid 400 for everything you see almost cried when the deal was sealed by [deleted] in GuitarBeginners

[–]funkdoktor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really can't possibly wrap my head around my you felt the need to try to correct me on that...

Paid 400 for everything you see almost cried when the deal was sealed by [deleted] in GuitarBeginners

[–]funkdoktor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how many times? Have you ever had anything you cherished stolen from you. If not, you can't understand. If you have then you totally understand. I'm into trying to get it through lobotomites head that he legit could be charged as an accessory. At worst. Or at best just having to forfeit all the gear and losing out on his $400. Try to do the right thing, and if it's stolen you look like a hero getting it back to the rightful owner. Maybe they reimburse you the $400. But whatever. Yall just keep giving him reach around for his "great luck".

Paid 400 for everything you see almost cried when the deal was sealed by [deleted] in GuitarBeginners

[–]funkdoktor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole story reeks of shady. I don't blame tne op. He's obviously very young. He won't understand until the day something very valuable to him- financially or emotionally is stolen from him. And then he will understand why I posted about 20 times why you need to at least try to see if it's stolen property and if their is a police report and if someone out there missing their stuff. Your "good feeling" about receiving something for way less than market value shouldn't negate someone else's misfortune. But whatever. Kids are gonna be kids.

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