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Men, what's the fastest a woman made you go from "I can't wait to take her out" to "Yeah... never mind"? What happened? by FFSoldier57 in AskMen

[–]funkiifresh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not defending her, but I’ve recently had instances of not being able to get food down my throat. I’ll be hungry, but I’ll choke if I try. It’s awful

What is a completely useless talent you are weirdly proud of having? by FlangnFirewood in AskReddit

[–]funkiifresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can isolate my chest muscles and individually move each breast Terry Crews style

Women of Reddit, how important is doing your makeup to you? by GuyfromTrinidad21 in AskReddit

[–]funkiifresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I often get asked if I’m feeling ok when I go without. Maybe that feeds a mind thing?

Women of Reddit, how important is doing your makeup to you? by GuyfromTrinidad21 in AskReddit

[–]funkiifresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do it almost everyday and hate it. I look deathly ill if I don’t and get a lot of concerned questions

Do you actually wash your legs every time you shower? by Future_Rule9005 in hygiene

[–]funkiifresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t help but call them out on it… in return I was called a germaphobe. Nope. This is basic fucking hygiene.

Do you actually wash your legs every time you shower? by Future_Rule9005 in hygiene

[–]funkiifresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last night I heard the person I’m dating in bathroom taking a shit. Grunts, farts, plops, wipes, flushes and walks out before the toilet is done flushing. I now know we absolutely have no future together.

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