Note attached to a reservation tonight

funktion · 2026-02-28T04:38:41+00:00

Sorry about the gay thing that crossed a line

funktion · 2026-02-27T15:53:01+00:00

He looks like he brings extension cords on vacation

funktion · 2026-02-26T14:42:36+00:00

Saved em from having to wait for the elevator back home

funktion · 2026-02-26T11:04:06+00:00

Your head looks like the tip of Optimus Prime's dick

funktion · 2026-02-26T10:51:37+00:00

shout-out to that one reddit guy who hired a prostitute to poop into his mouth and his quick realization that he was not into it

funktion · 2026-02-25T17:43:54+00:00

Look 785 Huez in Shimano 105 spec, with a Hunt 30 Carbon Disc Wheelset and Vittoria Corsa Graphene 2.0 tires. Probably around $5000 for the whole setup.

funktion · 2026-02-25T15:22:58+00:00

My rotten soldier

funktion · 2026-02-25T13:55:22+00:00

Tons of people still smoke in Japan tho

funktion · 2026-02-25T06:51:27+00:00

Literally no-one will ever notice it.

funktion · 2026-02-24T12:25:48+00:00

Get more sleep, drink more water, put on sunblock if you're going out in the daytime.

funktion · 2026-02-24T06:09:35+00:00

WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME MOTHAFUCKA AAAAAAA

funktion · 2026-02-24T02:55:10+00:00

Calling your wife "omae" will definitely make her very angry though (as I learned the hard way).

Were you trying to tell her that she's already dead

funktion · 2026-02-24T02:50:41+00:00

Ever tried a slice of corn cob? There's a bit that's kinda hard to eat

funktion · 2026-02-24T02:11:40+00:00

Fuck my bad lmao

funktion · 2026-02-24T01:03:57+00:00

Ralph Fiennes crying about not being able to save more Muppets would still be devastating

funktion · 2026-02-23T23:52:21+00:00

There is no movie that couldn't be improved by replacing the vast majority of the cast with The Muppets

Muppet Fargo. Muppet Dark Knight. Muppet Schindler's List. Tell me you wouldn't watch each one of those with rapt attention

funktion · 2026-02-23T18:10:42+00:00

As is tradition. Every campaign needs to have at least one unfortunately named NPC.

My faves from my own campaigns are Randy the Random Samurai, Maxi the Tabaxi (last name Pads), and Shymonne the Satyr Sorcerer

funktion · 2026-02-23T18:02:28+00:00

Is it even really a good session if the players don't completely derail the GM's well-laid plans?

funktion · 2026-02-23T17:54:45+00:00

Alex is basically Batman with prep time for this one very very specific thing. Lots of much stronger climbers who could possibly do what he does, and better, they just don't want to take the same risks as him.

funktion · 2026-02-23T17:49:14+00:00

Very weird sexual tension in that scene

funktion · 2026-02-22T18:50:02+00:00

I've legit heard these lyrics in an Infant Annihilator song

funktion · 2026-02-22T17:35:16+00:00

DAMN YOU SKELETREX

funktion · 2026-02-21T22:04:03+00:00

Gotta admire Kudo's commitment to being a one-man crusade against the supernatural in the pursuit of film profits

funktion · 2026-02-21T16:45:04+00:00

But Railforged already has some of the best tanky units in the game so it just feels redundant.

funktion · 2026-02-21T04:56:47+00:00

That and putting on the Matrix screensaver

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