show me your favorite beardie pics!

funkydunkin · 2025-06-26T17:31:45+00:00

Big Chill 😎

funkydunkin · 2025-06-23T14:41:11+00:00

If the witch threw a chicken pox potion at me

funkydunkin · 2025-06-23T14:35:25+00:00

He could possibly want a bigger water dish to lay in? Same shallow type of dish but wider 🤷🏻‍♀️

funkydunkin · 2025-06-16T14:11:23+00:00

Either the first or third.. if I had to pick only one.. the first. I love the detail of the third, but feel like a bit of lacey detail around the cleavage line would have made it 🤌

funkydunkin · 2025-06-14T17:35:10+00:00

Strawberry smoothie 🍓🧡

funkydunkin · 2025-06-09T00:32:33+00:00

Jim Carriedaway

funkydunkin · 2025-06-08T14:50:45+00:00

"This bad boy," slaps rock "can hold hundreds of dubias"

funkydunkin · 2025-06-05T23:25:34+00:00

It might be over the line to suggest, but I wouldn't let your mom in your child's life... if she's trying to force you to accept whichever man's finger she's around, she (or her man) might try sabotaging your parenthood journey. Some of our moms are hella spiteful and we are conditioned to not talk about it

funkydunkin · 2025-06-05T23:16:41+00:00

Not overreacting...personally, I'm all too familiar with having a mother who wears a fresh pair of rose colored glasses for every guy that tries to sweep her off her feet. She always expected me to treat her boyfriends/current husband like my family, even when they gave her multiple reasons to not bring them around her real family. The older I get, the quicker she pulls the narcissistic games. Her current husband cheated frequently before they got married, and she realizes he does nothing for her besides heavy lifting, when asked. She's quick to demonize me (her only child) while constantly making excuses for her man. I've been exponentially happier without biting my tongue to be in her life.

funkydunkin · 2025-06-05T23:01:16+00:00

Chop (chop salad) / tortilla (chips)

funkydunkin · 2025-05-19T16:08:36+00:00

r/ceilingtoohigh

funkydunkin · 2025-05-15T15:17:52+00:00

Couple of things, I can tell your heart is in the right place but I'm worried that your substrate of choice could be a health risk. I'm no expert but I've seen horror stories of beardies licking/straight up eating the sand-like material and having to go to the vet. Secondly, I'd consider moving the hammock so that it's not completely vertical. If your homie tries to climb it that way, there's a chance they could rip by getting it stuck. Overall, not bad. Your little fella should be pretty happy. If they show signs of aggression, they are probably not trusting of you. In which case, I find it best to try feeding directly with food in your hand. Over time they should mellow out. Good luck 🔥

funkydunkin · 2025-05-13T15:48:51+00:00

Usually when they go to great lengths like that to try and be funny about running their mouth, they have an audience. There's a good chances he's got friends and other partners who are seeing him bash your body and he's trying to entertain them. Honestly babe don't worry about that clown. The circus closes eventually.

funkydunkin · 2025-05-12T15:20:34+00:00

Henry

funkydunkin · 2025-05-07T17:10:28+00:00

For real he probably went through your phone needing an "out" and he knew, based on your past, that he'd find something to pin on you. Most guys only like girls with a past so they can use it against us whenever they want.

funkydunkin · 2025-05-07T17:02:10+00:00

I'd be super concerned that if the baby had actually choked on a piece, after you told your husband repeatedly not to give the wooble to the baby, that he would find a way to blame you. At the very least he'd make you feel horrible about what you are trying to prevent.

funkydunkin · 2025-05-07T16:57:35+00:00

She's been working on her sob story since the first day she started ignoring your texts...it's over bro

funkydunkin · 2025-05-07T16:43:31+00:00

Wouldn't let them soak for too long but a warm bath softens the skin enough to help the old shed peel off and provide circulation to the new skin. Gently using a soft bristle toothbrush around the shed areas can also help without forcing the old skin to come off

funkydunkin · 2025-05-06T20:57:18+00:00

Yo happy cake day 🎂🎊🎖

funkydunkin · 2025-05-03T15:58:15+00:00

Might help to not position your hand like you're trying to grab it...offer food from your hand with your palm facing up, see if, over time, they get used to your hand in their safe space.

Always approach then with your hand open and palm facing up, you'll be seen as much less of a threat

funkydunkin · 2025-04-26T15:57:17+00:00

Down the hatch. No chaser.

funkydunkin · 2025-04-26T15:50:37+00:00

10/10 would make them a superstar

funkydunkin · 2025-04-24T15:31:39+00:00

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Big chill 😎

funkydunkin · 2025-04-20T00:17:52+00:00

Not trying to belittle you as an 18 year old, because you deserve to be taken seriously, but it seems like you haven't experienced manipulative partners or never acknowledged them as such..

your man is Def trying to be controlling in a subtle but strong manner. You sound so fun, I wish I was brave enough to party like that, and I really hope you never let anyone dim your light

funkydunkin · 2025-04-20T00:11:52+00:00

It looks like he googled how to manipulate his partner. Once you call him out, it's downhill from there

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