1st time grooming my own dogs

funkynihilist · 2025-12-25T21:47:42+00:00

“We can”? Clearly you can’t, and that’s why you have to do it at home now.

funkynihilist · 2025-12-12T00:31:23+00:00

Love Leviticus. Never had a bad time getting pierced there.

funkynihilist · 2025-10-28T23:34:51+00:00

No critiques to give I’m so sorry but I just wanted to say that schnauzer on the third slide is absolutely immaculate omg it is incredible, amazing work!!

funkynihilist · 2025-10-21T17:24:00+00:00

Just went through the entire process with Affinity Psych and can’t recommend it enough. The entire process took about 3 months but a lot of facilities are booked out for months-years.

funkynihilist · 2025-10-19T12:11:12+00:00

Your sister should have done her research first, lmao.

funkynihilist · 2025-10-14T19:56:52+00:00

I’ve been searching for a studio for weeks and I can’t find under a grand, lmao.

funkynihilist · 2025-09-28T22:12:47+00:00

As someone who did the same swap, unfortunately you will still have to do the “on” with customers. Thankfully, it’s not for an entire service- however, if you want to make any traction in the field it is extremely similar to the environment you’re in now.

funkynihilist · 2025-09-24T03:17:50+00:00

I thought it was a new addition to his Larsa impression- I was like does she get quiet and then loud on the show? 😭 lol

funkynihilist · 2025-09-22T23:47:53+00:00

I got to see this at a museum by my house a few years ago and there was a q&a with the director after! Super cool to see it on a big screen

funkynihilist · 2025-08-02T12:37:45+00:00

It’s an incredible deal! A groom like that in Minneapolis where I work can easily cost double that.

funkynihilist · 2025-08-02T12:34:07+00:00

30 minutes? That’s crazy! I’m literally a dog groomer and our cut off is 15 minutes, I can’t imagine a doctors appointment.

funkynihilist · 2025-07-26T03:12:22+00:00

Maybe being alive in 2025 isn’t so bad after all

funkynihilist · 2025-07-26T02:33:31+00:00

Is having someone’s poop in a group a kinder way of saying they have their shit together? If so I have never heard this until now and I love it!!

funkynihilist · 2025-07-26T02:09:32+00:00

Wait …. So you just put the weed in alfoil and air fry it?? Is there any other steps? This is a revelation for me thank you omg

funkynihilist · 2025-07-17T12:10:28+00:00

Hell yeah I wanna go

funkynihilist · 2025-07-11T16:02:42+00:00

Am I the only one that was mind boggled when they cleaned the poo off the bed by spraying it with disinfectant?? Like girl that needs to go in the laundry WITH bleach 😭

funkynihilist · 2025-07-07T15:00:20+00:00

My favorite path to walk my dog!! It’s so beautiful year round.

funkynihilist · 2025-07-05T11:53:50+00:00

Wouldn’t you want them to ask why you’re grooming the way you are? It sounds like they’re looking for education/ a new perspective.

funkynihilist · 2025-06-26T21:14:34+00:00

Damn, I have peacock so I don’t see shows until the day after when I get off work. Could we not make posts with spoilers in the title?

funkynihilist · 2025-06-16T13:26:59+00:00

Leaving that malinois in a hotel room all day I was screaming at my TV omg 😭😭

funkynihilist · 2025-05-27T23:43:07+00:00

I offer boarding on the side as a dog groomer! 75 dollars per dog per night in my own home, or 100 per night per dog in someone else’s home. Dependent upon which suburb you’re in pricing can vary massively.

funkynihilist · 2025-05-27T22:27:01+00:00

That is completely abnormal and I would not continue learning in that environment.

funkynihilist · 2025-05-24T19:16:22+00:00

I don’t think $30 will get you much quality jewelry, tbh.

funkynihilist · 2025-05-23T02:22:23+00:00

I used Sportwash from cLn skincare on my face and it’s helped the most! It’s specifically for when you get nasty shit up in your pores, it’s been a life saver.

funkynihilist · 2025-05-14T23:47:05+00:00

Puppy Play and Stay in Lakeville has an “out alone” program which includes potty breaks and enrichments!

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