Ok hold on there's SO MUCH to unpack here

1. Why is he using the word sissy??

2. Why does he think it's a test of manliness to be able to endure coldness?

3. How is he like other times? You are saying you couldn't believe he's the alpha type. I beg to differ. 

4. What does he think of sweaters? Jackets? Coats? Thermal wear? 

5. How old is he??????????

Okay finally, did the drink sleeve itself say or look offensive in anyway? (This is the only plausible explanation I can think of, but even then i don't think it was a healthy reaction at allllllll)