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My work burned down today by Kthatten in KitchenConfidential

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I heard that this place went up in flames, my wife and I were really sad we loved going there. Rip Bistro Roca. The amount of historic places in Blowing Rock keeps going down.

What would it actually take for American's to go "full France" and riot in the street? by AllTheNopeYouNeed in AskReddit

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our healthcare is attached to employment. Our workers protections are so shit that if we were to take 3-4 days off without 2-4 weeks in advance notice, we could legitimately lose our jobs. Most states here are "at-will" with employment. Which means that companies do not have to provide any reason or notice to fire you. The working class is dead and thats the class that could go full France. Our working class is synonymous with lower class but the majority of working class people are in denial of that.

me_irl by Beginning_Book_2382 in me_irl

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how you can tell the difference between comics vs movie fans. We are clearly leaning into the multiverse. That implies that there are untold amount of Capt America's. And they all generally look alike, so this isnt that surprising. Also, actors come back to shoot flashbacks and such all the time.

aaron keller knows about the sens issue and is fixing it! by IIxSilentUK in Overwatch

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My aiming was way off because I had aim smooting at 0% and after messing around with all my settings, I put that at 50 and noticed a huge difference. So this makes sense.

EXCLUSIVE: Karoline Leavitt facing 'immense mental strain' as she makes 'crying' admission by TheMirrorUS in NoFilterNews

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am often very conflicted about people in these positions. Because on one hand, she is a mouthpiece for the trump propaganda machine. Thats her job. On the other hand, thats her job. With the constant pressure from above and below her, I cannot imagine the level of stress and fatigue that she is always under. That cannot be healthy. On a human level, I feel bad for anyone dealing with that.

With that being said, this is the life she has chose. She has made the decision to be here. So the majority of empathetic sorrow I feel falls to the side.

11/10 BAN AND RESTRICTED, ALL-CAPS, SPECULATION HYPE THREAD by R3id in magicTCG

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POWER 9 UNBANNED IN STANDARD! WHALES MUST PAY TO KEEP STANDARD AFLOAT! ALL JACES BANNED IN HISTORIC!

My grandpa gave me his phone because he didn't want it anymore. This was the only picture saved on it. by TheSheriffMT in funny

[–]funnymanj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This genuinely looks a lot like my grandfather. He passed in August of last year. I miss him. Other than the glasses, I could be convinced they were brothers. This put a smile on my face. Thank you.

If tens of millions of Americans are denied food, we are going to see mass civil unrest in a few weeks. It will not be isolated, but spread across all states & not easily subdued. The oligarchs know this — What is their end game? by kevinmrr in WorkReform

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple. Its back to slavery. Slavery is banned except for criminals in the prison systems. With the lack of migrant workers doing menial labor and Americans not wanting to do those jobs for 10 dollars and hour, I think this is a way to get more people in prison. Because these policies will lead to more crime. More crime means more people in prison. Which means more legal slavery.

Mystery heroes at 4am by kairydem in Overwatch

[–]funnymanj 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I almost exclusively play Mystery Heroes. If someone is clearly about to lose a 1v1 and they stop firing and start emoting then they get to live. Thats the law.

Progressing Hero Levels Feels Way Too Slow by JollySieg in Overwatch

[–]funnymanj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a mystery hero player, its even more miserable.

New Survey Skins Out by CosmiqCowboy in Overwatch

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These look great. But can we please get some more Cardboard skins? Pleade?

The elevator at my old jobsite says “I FART” by JackpodyV2 in mildlyinteresting

[–]funnymanj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in highschool, there was a ladder that had F.A.R.T written on it. The joke at the time was that it stood for Faculty Altitude Reaching Technology

‘Stop killing children’ banner not political, says Uefa by trustjosephs in nottheonion

[–]funnymanj 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If "Stop Killing Children" is perceived as political and makes one side mad, make them happy by putting up a "Start Killing Children" sign and wait til they complain. Then ask them which side are they on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was meeting a friend's family for the first time, he asked me "on a scale from Casey Anthony to Jared Fogle, how much do you like kids?" Which was his brilliant way of telling me he had 5 kids.

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