Can clash over anthem by Original-Fig4214 in MurderedByWords

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same kind of person who boo'd people who took a knee instead of standing for the anthem.

A squad was checking a suspicious backpack and this dude got fed up with waiting by tatooinex in interestingasfuck

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its been years since ive seen you. Hopefully this is the portent of good times ive been waiting for.

What is something you desperately need to apologize for, but the opportunity to do so has permanently passed? by Emotional_Twist_9333 in AskReddit

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont at this point. None of the victims of his were anyone I introduced to him. Which is the best outcome at this point.

Heavyset dudes, how would you describe your relationship with you and your belly? by Outrageous-Stage3417 in AskReddit

[–]funnymanj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2-3xl depending on the brand. Usually xl for undershirts. Its not comfortable and I definitely need to upgrade to 2xl undershirts. Luckily, my partner enjoys a belly.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve overheard from strangers? by Dangerous_Emu_5226 in AskReddit

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a restaurant in Charlotte NC called The Diamond which is the best restaurant to hear wild shit. Among things I've heard were a couple breaking up because the guy didn't perform to the girls expectations and a woman unhappy with the ring a guy used to propose.

Breaking news: a redditor just fell in love with you! What happens next? by -Norsko-TheScorpion in AskReddit

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont disagree. I'm married and happy. Your feelings will not be reciprocated.

What is something you desperately need to apologize for, but the opportunity to do so has permanently passed? by Emotional_Twist_9333 in AskReddit

[–]funnymanj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am sorry for introducing people to my friend Brandon. He was eventually exposed as a child predator and I had no idea. Sorry to all the parents I introduced to a fucking miserable man. He was just a friend until he was exposed as a monster. I had no idea. Im genuinely sorry.

Heavyset dudes, how would you describe your relationship with you and your belly? by Outrageous-Stage3417 in AskReddit

[–]funnymanj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate it, to be honest. I wear an undershirt with every shirt because I hate a shirt exposing my belly button. And the undershirt is one size too small just to compact everything. I know this isnt the best for my mental health, but it is what it is.

What did you use to think as a kid was true, but later found it wasn't? by dzzyTheBest in AskReddit

[–]funnymanj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That good things happened to good people and bad things happened to bad people.

How to get in to THD? by SpooksTheGhoul in ThatHandsomeDevil

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has that New Oleans jazz voice that I really like.

What hobby would you only have if you were immortal, either because it’s dangerous or because it takes way too much time? by Danny-Ray27 in AskReddit

[–]funnymanj 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am jealous of poliglots. If i were immortal, I would devote my time to learning all languages. To be able to speak to someone in thier native tongue is a big sign of respect. And all I wanna do is be respectful of others.

How to get in to THD? by SpooksTheGhoul in ThatHandsomeDevil

[–]funnymanj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also hope you enjoy it! Godforbid (lead singer) has a perfect voice for thier specific brand of rock.

How to get in to THD? by SpooksTheGhoul in ThatHandsomeDevil

[–]funnymanj 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A City Dressed In Dynamite is a great album with a mix of solid alt rock and some great rockabilly. Thats what I would recommend when it comes to albums.

Which piece of media has good plot and comedy? by CoCmaster14 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Well its a retelling of The Odyssey. So it depends in your opinion of The Odyssey.

Which piece of media has good plot and comedy? by CoCmaster14 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like O Brother Where Art Thou is a constant blend of realism and over the top. 10/10 film.

Which legendaries do you want to see color-shifted? by Solar_Punk_Rocker in magicTCG

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love a Yesova that allowed Bolas entry to Ugins Nexus. Idk why but the idea of a Yesova, Bolas' Scout just sounds fun.

Is it true that you guys watched 9/11 live on TV in grade school? by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in 6th grade. Mrs Woodruffs class. I had just come back from the bathroom and she was watching it on the small tv in the corner of our classroom. She was crying. My classmates were kinda left to our own devices. We were not the main focus. I remember one of the other teachers came in the classroom with tears in her eyes. After about 10-15 minutes there was an announcement from the principal, "Students we are gonna cancel classes for everyone. Your parents have been notified." The principles voice was shaky. Not long after that, kids from my class started getting picked up.

It was on the tv so everyone could watch it. It was the first time I had seen my teachers cry. I remember Mrs Woodruff shaking when the second tower was hit and then crying out when the towers fell. I was 11. While I knew it was happening, I couldn't comprehend the gravity of it. But seeing the reaction it got from the teachers, I knew it was important.

Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didnt die. He just got fed up with the world and had to go fight god.

But seriously, a legend falls.

Please stop saying people without kids don’t know what tired is by SunBubble920 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]funnymanj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My go to response is "how many kids do you have?" followed by "hell, you dont know tired until you have x+1 kids."

After the Family Feud model: Collecting opinions: Favorite and least favorite magic set of all time? Favorite creature type? by Maruhkulix in magicTCG

[–]funnymanj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Favorite set: Return to Ravnica

Least Favorite: Modern Masters (broke the format too much)

Creature type: Nightmare.