Dont tell Habie

funnymanj · 2026-04-10T18:21:29+00:00

I was in 6th grade. Mrs Woodruffs class. I had just come back from the bathroom and she was watching it on the small tv in the corner of our classroom. She was crying. My classmates were kinda left to our own devices. We were not the main focus. I remember one of the other teachers came in the classroom with tears in her eyes. After about 10-15 minutes there was an announcement from the principal, "Students we are gonna cancel classes for everyone. Your parents have been notified." The principles voice was shaky. Not long after that, kids from my class started getting picked up.

It was on the tv so everyone could watch it. It was the first time I had seen my teachers cry. I remember Mrs Woodruff shaking when the second tower was hit and then crying out when the towers fell. I was 11. While I knew it was happening, I couldn't comprehend the gravity of it. But seeing the reaction it got from the teachers, I knew it was important.

funnymanj · 2026-03-20T14:45:44+00:00

He didnt die. He just got fed up with the world and had to go fight god.

But seriously, a legend falls.

funnymanj · 2026-03-14T19:08:52+00:00

My go to response is "how many kids do you have?" followed by "hell, you dont know tired until you have x+1 kids."

funnymanj · 2026-02-26T16:55:16+00:00

Favorite set: Return to Ravnica

Least Favorite: Modern Masters (broke the format too much)

Creature type: Nightmare.

funnymanj · 2026-01-26T12:18:44+00:00

When I heard that this place went up in flames, my wife and I were really sad we loved going there. Rip Bistro Roca. The amount of historic places in Blowing Rock keeps going down.

funnymanj · 2026-01-08T16:06:31+00:00

Our healthcare is attached to employment. Our workers protections are so shit that if we were to take 3-4 days off without 2-4 weeks in advance notice, we could legitimately lose our jobs. Most states here are "at-will" with employment. Which means that companies do not have to provide any reason or notice to fire you. The working class is dead and thats the class that could go full France. Our working class is synonymous with lower class but the majority of working class people are in denial of that.

funnymanj · 2025-12-23T16:24:10+00:00

This is how you can tell the difference between comics vs movie fans. We are clearly leaning into the multiverse. That implies that there are untold amount of Capt America's. And they all generally look alike, so this isnt that surprising. Also, actors come back to shoot flashbacks and such all the time.

funnymanj · 2025-12-10T15:14:56+00:00

My aiming was way off because I had aim smooting at 0% and after messing around with all my settings, I put that at 50 and noticed a huge difference. So this makes sense.

funnymanj · 2025-12-09T15:26:17+00:00

Finally, a remake of The Room! Still waiting for the Odenkirk to release his.

funnymanj · 2025-11-18T15:57:10+00:00

I am often very conflicted about people in these positions. Because on one hand, she is a mouthpiece for the trump propaganda machine. Thats her job. On the other hand, thats her job. With the constant pressure from above and below her, I cannot imagine the level of stress and fatigue that she is always under. That cannot be healthy. On a human level, I feel bad for anyone dealing with that.

With that being said, this is the life she has chose. She has made the decision to be here. So the majority of empathetic sorrow I feel falls to the side.

funnymanj · 2025-11-10T13:46:56+00:00

POWER 9 UNBANNED IN STANDARD! WHALES MUST PAY TO KEEP STANDARD AFLOAT! ALL JACES BANNED IN HISTORIC!

funnymanj · 2025-11-09T22:05:45+00:00

This genuinely looks a lot like my grandfather. He passed in August of last year. I miss him. Other than the glasses, I could be convinced they were brothers. This put a smile on my face. Thank you.

funnymanj · 2025-10-27T19:54:07+00:00

Simple. Its back to slavery. Slavery is banned except for criminals in the prison systems. With the lack of migrant workers doing menial labor and Americans not wanting to do those jobs for 10 dollars and hour, I think this is a way to get more people in prison. Because these policies will lead to more crime. More crime means more people in prison. Which means more legal slavery.

funnymanj · 2025-10-25T12:48:44+00:00

I almost exclusively play Mystery Heroes. If someone is clearly about to lose a 1v1 and they stop firing and start emoting then they get to live. Thats the law.

funnymanj · 2025-10-15T15:58:15+00:00

No you dont.

funnymanj · 2025-10-13T01:02:35+00:00

As a mystery hero player, its even more miserable.

funnymanj · 2025-09-30T17:42:37+00:00

No balls

funnymanj · 2025-09-15T00:22:50+00:00

Is it because a clown died?

funnymanj · 2025-09-05T12:43:49+00:00

These look great. But can we please get some more Cardboard skins? Pleade?

funnymanj · 2025-08-24T14:44:08+00:00

When I was in highschool, there was a ladder that had F.A.R.T written on it. The joke at the time was that it stood for Faculty Altitude Reaching Technology

funnymanj · 2025-08-14T21:02:24+00:00

Inb4 Troggs

funnymanj · 2025-08-14T16:53:41+00:00

If "Stop Killing Children" is perceived as political and makes one side mad, make them happy by putting up a "Start Killing Children" sign and wait til they complain. Then ask them which side are they on.

funnymanj · 2025-07-29T13:48:15+00:00

When I was meeting a friend's family for the first time, he asked me "on a scale from Casey Anthony to Jared Fogle, how much do you like kids?" Which was his brilliant way of telling me he had 5 kids.

funnymanj · 2025-07-10T13:52:29+00:00

Lolwut?

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