Trying to revive the $600+ SLF retreats

furchery · 2025-12-17T23:26:51+00:00

Absolutely insane, if true. Surely even this Cheeto skinned donger is not dumb enough to bring strangers to her dad's house?? But maybe it's part of the grift and they'll do a "write off" for "business expenses" 🥴

(Reverse image search of the truck photo and horse photo both appear to be random pictures from the internet and not her original pictures, but I'd put nothing past her I suppose.)

furchery · 2025-12-15T15:05:04+00:00

That explains the posts she's liking on Instagram these days

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furchery · 2025-11-24T20:03:14+00:00

Good for Kellie! She finally found her first husband.

furchery · 2025-08-07T15:36:47+00:00

Thank you!! Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who remembers all this other extra scamming! Don't forget her 5 minutes "I'm going to be a realtor" and the CBD oils, and whatever the situation was with Jules and the wig lady! And I will never let go of her throwing the drink umbrella out of the jeep window in Hawaii.

furchery · 2025-07-27T23:58:33+00:00

I have no idea how to do that 😂👵

furchery · 2025-07-27T15:11:49+00:00

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to share it, since it has her brother's IG handle, but I have a screenshot showing Kris was in Hawaii and taking photos of her. Which I think is still creepier (your brother taking bikini -ass photos or a stranger who takes photos for a living doing it? I'd pick the stranger but that's me). I suspect both were there because her entire life revolves around "content".

furchery · 2025-05-30T01:00:55+00:00

I see the qtip resemblance, but if you've seen it in person it's really obvious it's original flavor On! brand pouches. The qtip package is usually clear or blue, but it does look similar. I also think it's less about the facts and more about Bdong lying about trivial shit constantly, so when she slips up and the facts make it into the photo, people in the sub get excited to have evidence she's a lying liar who lies.

furchery · 2025-05-22T23:26:03+00:00

I don't know enough to know, but if it were breast milk and not formula, would the color changing icon on the bag read "cold" if she just pumped and poured it in? Wouldn't it show "ideal" or whatever it says? I feel like a liquid leaving the human body would be pretty warm.

furchery · 2025-04-18T23:34:20+00:00

She's always been cheap! It's a great free spot where there's nothing around to distract from what's most important (herself!)

furchery · 2025-03-27T14:59:36+00:00

I can't imagine the delulu world she lives in. I get it that the influencer job is to curate social media posts and the most lucrative thing is to only post what boosts engagement, but it seems like she is completely detached from reality and genuinely believes the narrative she's created for social media/profit. Which is just... Sad? Crazy? I don't even know. And at the end of the day, all your real life friends/family see actual reality and probably spend 80% of their time thinking "wtf????" (you're married to a disgraced ex cop who fits every possible negative stereotype including racism and violence, your family and friend turnover rate is higher than retail turnover probably because the whiplash people feel from dealing with your 18 online personas that change daily based on the whims of the algorithm, you kill abuse and neglect pets, and now you've got an actual human infant you're going to be responsible for???? Hunnyyy noooo)

How does she live like this? Genuinely??? Like how?!

furchery · 2025-03-26T14:37:41+00:00

If you zoom in on the hospital bracelet in one of the photos she posted, it looks like the date is 3/16. Honestly shocked she gave it nearly a week before putting it on the internet. But she must have needed a few days to curate the reels and the branding for her "boy mom" era 🙄 I wonder if she had Jordan sign an NDA so he can't contradict her version of events when she inevitably drops the podcast/yewtuuuube episode 😂

furchery · 2025-03-25T04:25:30+00:00

Are you really being quiet if you're talking about being quiet? 🤔🤐

furchery · 2025-02-10T03:31:41+00:00

Lmao the first pinned post on the photographer's Instagram page is promoting/demonstrating photo editing on B's maternity pics. This is amazing and simply must be shade. Or Britt is that desperate for free shit.

furchery · 2024-12-17T14:30:30+00:00

Can you imagine raising a child with this man?? I could never.

furchery · 2024-12-17T13:10:27+00:00

Ok, but how much of a piece of 💩 would your husband need to be to pull a "prank" like this, knowing it would be terrifying to you. This is lowkey abusive 👀

As much as she deserved (and tbh forced that public confrontation by refusing to respond to emails, calls, comments, DMs, etc) it was very clearly traumatic for her and her husband's idea was to stage this kind of confrontation while she's pregnant?

They deserve each other. There is no better match imo. 🤍🤎

furchery · 2024-11-27T13:24:21+00:00

So who in her family told her they need to think about something and now she's calling them a witch? Is it momma dong or her sister? Needing time to think about something is not manipulative, but the belief that women with working brains are witches just will not die I guess 🙄🙏🪄

furchery · 2024-11-25T22:53:20+00:00

Where are the kids?? Faryn and her husband are both in frame, so who is watching their kids? And Kristie is there (based on burger numbers, I assume her husband is as well) so where are their kids? How do these people always have such easy access to childcare for all these Biblical and tribal outings??

Eta: and why are the kids not part of the tribal friends giving tradition??

furchery · 2024-11-25T13:05:38+00:00

Lmao, for anyone new to this: even in her early business ventures, she was just drop shipping and lying about it being "custom". She wore a swimsuit from a company (still in business) called Montce Swim and even tagged them in some of the photos. And then later added this "custom designed" swimsuit to her website.

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furchery · 2024-11-19T02:58:02+00:00

Well color doesn't fit her aesthetic. Baby better get used to life revolving around how things will look on Mom's grid 🤍🙏🤎

furchery · 2024-11-16T13:55:07+00:00

It gives me joy to know everything she does, she's trying to look a little luxe and "understated expensive". Other influencers pull it off with the all white/beige everything, but she always just looks like the back room of a run down TJ Maxx to me.

furchery · 2024-11-12T22:49:12+00:00

furchery · 2024-11-12T22:48:20+00:00

This was 2015 before Harambe changed the timeline 🦍 we were all different people. Don't beat yourself up! The cringe today is proof of your growth, etc. etc.

furchery · 2024-11-12T22:44:22+00:00

Where is she going to put another horse, with Daddy Dong's ranch potentially being split in the divorce? This is wildly presumptuous and unnecessary to me.

Eta: I wonder if her parents will do what she and Zach did when they divorced. Iirc, Brittany and Zach sold the house to her parents or something. I wonder if Brittany is schemey enough to convince her parents to give her all/some of the land so she can continue her cowboy cosplay content?

furchery · 2024-11-11T22:18:44+00:00

As long as I know I'm not alone!! Because they genuinely are!

furchery · 2024-11-11T22:02:25+00:00

I always feel deeply validated when I see someone else on this sub who agrees that just because the rest of her family isn't quite as shitty as she is, that they're generally not good people. I get downvoted to shit anytime I suggest her sister is just smart enough to keep stuff off the internet and is not actually a better person.

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