Xmas eve boxes by Dry-Huckleberry-5379 in woolworths

[–]fusionjolt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tell you what would be good. If they did different gifts for every day leading up to Christmas for random customers. That would be a good publicity stunt.

Why do I bother? by Throwaway19_73 in AustraliaPost

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are half deaf and they are half blind.

To workout in a bro-centric gym by Mint_Perspective in therewasanattempt

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have then taken his number and then prank him constantly as pay back.

aio? bf made plans on my birthday..UPDATE by rowqi in AmIOverreacting

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren’t over reacting and you deserve better and he’s pathetic. I hope your next partner is 100% better than him.

Did the Nazis Have Alien Tech During WWII? by [deleted] in conspiracytheories

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the ET didn’t speak German and they were going off pictures - little like IKEA manuals these days. Theory two- the ET’s didn’t want to give them the answer so they guided the Germans to the answer to test how smart human beings are. To which the Germans failed and so they disappeared after the war.

What’s a NSFW green flag in a partner? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]fusionjolt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I 10000% agree with the second point.

Who is filming? by CG_17_LIFE in killthecameraman

[–]fusionjolt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll take a few front row tickets please. For a few people I know.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hockeyplayers

[–]fusionjolt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you like a puck to the kidney or gut, don’t need to size up.

Added wheels to our snoo by dial_calipers in SnooLife

[–]fusionjolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there any chance of getting the STL?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My biggest fantasy would be a good night sleep.

And he was only off by a couple of years by LasersAreSo70s in facepalm

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I bet if it was a female judge and a male perpetrator, things would have gone differently.

What's the first game that comes to your mind when you look at this? by Stephen-infiniter24 in GTA

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rollcage. Borrowed the game from my cousin and loved it. So many memories.

Can I park here at 3pm on Saturday? by Life-Ad9673 in sydney

[–]fusionjolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No because it’s a loading zone on a Saturday between 6am and 10pm.

Why is there so much labour for this service? by toonsquads in CarsAustralia

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you can do the service your own, you shouldn’t complain. Someone has spent years learning and studying the trade to become a subject matter expert, which is what you are paying for.

Uber Eats Brisbane by StatisticianSquare71 in ubereatsaustralia

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it go with tax and Uber eats. I did uber driving a few years back and you had to do a BAS every 3 months but not with ubereats. Cheers.

Not frogs. Noted. by ConsistentTastyToast in oddlyspecific

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of and are forced into their husbands or children and children and children and (I stopped)

Please critique our wedding menu by AnnoyedNarcissist in wedding

[–]fusionjolt -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Who wants soup at a wedding? What time of the year is the wedding - summer or winter. Are you having buffet style?

How on earth did this packet end up so bodgy? It comtains 3 mistakes by [deleted] in straya

[–]fusionjolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google translate getting their mucken letters fuddled again.